Comments on: Jobs spotted leaving Apple with Men in Black

By: Uncle Patso

Uncle Patso — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:09:20 +0000

I sincerely wish Mr. Jobs good health, long life and continued influence in the world of technology and design.

As Leo Laporte pointed out in an episode of This Week in Tech a few months ago, Jobs was instrumental in three modern tech revolutions: the birth of the Apple II kicked the personal computer revolution into high gear, with further kicks coming from the NeXT and the Mac; then Apple wrested the portable music player business away from Sony; and they now dominate the smart phone market. I look forward to whatever is next!

By: qb

qb — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:29:11 +0000

The whole thing is getting a little creepy.

By: faxon

faxon — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:29:25 +0000

Steve Jobs is a national treasure. Nobody has any right to criticize him in any way.

By: Hugh Ripper

Hugh Ripper — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:54:48 +0000

That was the ‘other’ Steve Jobs.

By: Zybch

Zybch — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:48:04 +0000

Who the FUCK cares?

Except for apple stockholders, who are insane anyway and who will never sell their stocks because they would see that action as a betrayal of their almighty god, Jobs.

By: rectagon

rectagon — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:56:21 +0000

Is he pulling a Howard Hughes?

By: brm

brm — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:21:34 +0000

Secret service agents. Jobs is being tapped by Obama for a cabinet position.

By: KMFIX

KMFIX — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:48:26 +0000

I’m betting he’s been turned into a cyborg. Those men in black are from DARPA.

By: hhopper

hhopper — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:40:14 +0000

I smell a movie in here somewhere.

By: bill

bill — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:58:57 +0000

Alien technology! I knew it!
I like it!

By: Luc

Luc — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:12:47 +0000

So that’s the whole of this news: Jobs was seen getting into a car. Yawn.

By: bill

bill — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:11:35 +0000

Life is unfair! Get over it!
(Remember to floss!)

By: sargasso

sargasso — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:10:16 +0000

#4. checking that out, right now.

By: chuck

chuck — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:14:40 +0000

I assume both MIBs are donor-compatible with Jobs, in case he needs some parts swapped out while he’s on the road.

Mac users need to carefully examine their license agreements before clicking “I agree”. In particular read the section about Apple’s right to your blood, DNA and organs.

By: RTaylor

RTaylor — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:30:38 +0000

I’ve known several people that died on a liver transplant waiting list. Is it just me, or does it seem odd that the rich and famous seem to get livers quickly. I wonder if a new Steve Jobs cancer wing is in coming to this facility? Yes I know the law, and protocols but then all laws and regulations seem to be getting bent a lot lately. If the man didn’t seem to be a filthy rich overbearing arrogant asshole I may not have made this comment.