Comments on: Jesus Shows Up in Coffee Stain Complete with Crown of Thorns

By: Mr. Fusion

Mr. Fusion — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:38:30 +0000

#14, faxrong,

BTW. Who the hell drinks coffee from such a fucking piece of shit mug, anyway?

Conservatives. Expecially the right wing nut Republican conservatives.

By: Special Ed

Special Ed — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:42:11 +0000

I’m not suffering from mental illness, I kind of enjoy it. Of course if I were as far gone as Alfredone I’d man up and take my own life just to serve as a warning to others.

By: t0llyb0ng

t0llyb0ng — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:53:25 +0000

Ready for my close-up now, Mr. hhopper.

By: Great American

Great American — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:07:21 +0000

#19 It is? So what’s your excuse?

By: Dall

Dall — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:34:46 +0000

Is that REALLY the best picture they could have taken? Couldn’t have gone in for a closer shot? (Would it then not have looked like Jesus?)

By: Luc

Luc — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:55:54 +0000

So Jesus “doesn’t smell,” eh? Who knew.

By: Troublemaker

Troublemaker — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:37:00 +0000

Religion is a MENTAL ILLNESS… it needs to be treated as such.

By: steelcobra

steelcobra — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:46:26 +0000

I use glass mugs, and all it takes to clean them is 10 minutes soaking with soap and hot water to get them pristine. This man clearly just rinses it off everytime instead of actually cleaning it. Disgusting.

By: mr. show

mr. show — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:30:20 +0000

He must be a Folgers man. My coffee doesn’t do that!

By: Ben Dover

Ben Dover — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:24:59 +0000

Wash that damn thing will ya? You actually drink out of that filthy thing?

By: BubbaRay

BubbaRay — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:19:03 +0000

#6, Jägermeister said,

Jesus appears on this dog.

Perfect. Way to go!

By: JimR

JimR — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:13:44 +0000

GOD: “Jesus? I’ve decided to allow you to reveal yourself to the talking apes. You can male an image in any media you want. Show how glorious you are. Show your almighty power in an image so startling, so profound, that the world will not doubt that you are the son of God almighty, worthy of praise, worthy of worship! … and DON’T talk to your mother about this … and don’t waste your time with fucking toast for Christ sakes!”

JESUS: Like, don’t worry dad, okay? I’m not stupid.

By: Daniel Kaiser

Daniel Kaiser — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:01:45 +0000

I saw Jesus at the bottom of a bottle of Tequila one night, ever since then my drinking has increased trying to attain that level of spiritual enlightenment once again, my quest has lead me to a homeless shelter and I’m posting from the local library. well I have to go now to panhandle so I can get another half gallon of Pepe Lopez for tonight’s pilgrimage. I can be contacted at the corner of Main and third in the ally behind Star bucks. next to the dumpster second cardboard box on the left the one with Whirlpool on the side.

P.S. As a landmark I have a collection of garden gnomes out front.

By: faxon

faxon — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:01:44 +0000

BTW. Who the hell drinks coffee from such a fucking piece of shit mug, anyway?

By: faxon

faxon — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:59:18 +0000

I’m god. I can do anything! Soooo. Lemme think. Should I float down and land on top of Obama’s stupid skull?
Should I appear in a flash of light at MJ’s funeral?
Should I turn up in a shimmering, bigger than life 3D version of me between two babes at a Las Vegas strip sex show?
No… I think I’ll show up on the side of a filthy, crusty, obscure piece of shit coffee mug in some loser’s kitchen…
That way, EVERYONE will believe in me…