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  1. Greg Allen says:

    I absolutely loath smug rich guys who cheat and destroy people’s lives.

    But I don’t share your glee in his possible suicide.

  2. denverken says:

    Who gives a crap? just do it

  3. Uncle Don says:

    The Farrah Fawcett Method

    An anus death, pure and simple.

  4. Li says:

    Why is there no option for “He will ‘die’ of a heart attack, there will be a closed casket funeral, and he’ll spend his last days in Paraguay drinking Mai Tais with G.W. and Ken Lay.”

  5. Poppa Boner says:

    Get him a can of gas and a match. This guy is too much of a pussy to take h

  6. Poppa Boner says:

    …his own life.

    [Har! finger slipped onto the Enter key eh? - ed.]

  7. Special Ed says:

    They should make him listen to Alfredone and die a slow painful death.

  8. Jägermeister says:

    Madoff – Tip #1

  9. bobbo, spotting the existential question says:

    Madoff is a clinical psychopath. He lives by thinking he is smarter than the rest of us which on average he is. The truth often leads to error in the conduct of human decisions.

    No, Madoff will live as long as possible trying to take advantage of fellow prisoners and the prison system. In jail, out of jail, no difference as long as he is taking advantage of someone else.

    He will die from a shank.

  10. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz says:

    If he goto real prison, there be people lined up to learn his trade.

  11. jasmoran66 says:

    He’ll be fine. He’s already cooking up a Ponzi scheme involving cigarettes. It’s how he rolls.

  12. N74JW says:

    I hope the Aryan Brotherhood, or the Latin Kings, MS-13, or whomever make a playground out of his ass…

  13. Jägermeister says:

    #11 – jasmoran66 – He’s already cooking up a Ponzi scheme involving cigarettes. It’s how he rolls.

    And the only difference is that the investors in that scheme will rip him apart when it becomes apparent to them that they’ve been cheated.

  14. Me says:

    Yee Hawwwwww, God I love Un-PC polls. LMAO

    As far as prision, this guy is going to a Federally run country club. I gurantee within the year he will have weekends at home.

  15. Jägermeister says:

    #14 – Me – As far as prision, this guy is going to a Federally run country club.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=xPcql4FuCK0

  16. sargasso says:

    Put him in charge of prison finances (but don’t let him take up rock collecting).

  17. Ah_Yea says:

    He will die of old age. I bet you he is too much of a coward to take his own life. His crimes were indiscriminate and “clean”.

    No, he will live out his last days trying to rehabilitate his “good name”. Try to leave a positive legacy.

    Watch him become “born again” and see the evil of his ways and offer to counsel the feds or whomever. Anything to be remembered in a positive light.

    Think Richard Nixon…

  18. Truthie says:

    UncleFart says he will go cryo and live out his sentence as a frozen head. It must be nice.

  19. Ben says:

    Tasteless.

  20. faxon says:

    This guy is really going to jail for his family, all of whom will be reaping the rewards of his scandalous crimes for decades. I say put the old lady in jail, along with his entire family.



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