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Published on July 10th, 2009

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# 1 Kelvington said, on July 10th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

You can have my bong when you take it out of my cold dead hands.

Or, The NEW Beverly Hillbillies remake will be more of a reboot, than a retelling. Jed won’t be finding sticky oil, this time, but sticky-icky.

# 2 Matrixghost1286 said, on July 10th, 2009 at 1:52 pm

On the next Intervention, the family steps in to stop Granny’s pimpin’ style.

But this is for medicinal purposes. How else do you expect for me to put up with all those damn kids.

# 3 Amar said, on July 10th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

MINE, MINE, MINE, go get your owne!!

# 4 Micromike said, on July 10th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

Grandma’s total health plan.

# 5 pblonsky said, on July 10th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

Celebrating her 35th birthday!

# 6 Troublemaker said, on July 10th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and grandpa we believe.
She’d been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
Staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had hoof-prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on her back.

# 7 JimR said, on July 10th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

Grandma Bush with a $6000 bottle of whiskey.

# 8 WmDE said, on July 10th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

“WHAT? No condoms?”

# 9 SparkyOne said, on July 10th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

Twas the night before Christmas….

# 10 Dennis said, on July 10th, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Its Mine Mine Mine I tell You! Anyone got a light?

# 11 db869 said, on July 10th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

“You want to know how I lived to be 100?”

# 12 Alfred1 said, on July 10th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

Mr. Fusion in Montreal, when not arguing with wingnuts on Dvorak Uncensored.

# 13 jescott418 said, on July 10th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

She would be a great frat house Mother!

# 14 CZen said, on July 10th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

This photo is out of context. She was just passing the bong to George and the whisky to Jeb.

# 15 Not Alfred1 said, on July 10th, 2009 at 2:43 pm

Man made alchohol and God made marijuana. Who do YOU trust?

# 16 AdmFubar said, on July 10th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

the republican health plan goes into full operation

# 17 CZen said, on July 10th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

Opening sceen to Granies Gone Wild Christmas Edition

# 18 packer64 said, on July 10th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

After decades of methodical experimentation, Grandma Ginny finally found the perfect bong water: Weston Falls Kentucky Bourbon.

# 19 CZen said, on July 10th, 2009 at 2:49 pm

“This is a trick we learned during the dust bowl. Fill the Bong with whisky to save water.”

# 20 Improbus said, on July 10th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

This IS my retirement plan!

# 21 bob said, on July 10th, 2009 at 3:02 pm

That’s Ted Kennedy last Christmas.

# 22 Bastian said, on July 10th, 2009 at 3:04 pm

This better than my birthday!

# 23 ivandoga said, on July 10th, 2009 at 3:10 pm

Well that is one way to get a ride on Santa’s slay. Be prepared he may want a TOKE to relax, or a SNORT to keep warm. Christmas in July!!!!!

# 24 RSweeney said, on July 10th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

You don’t have to be a Boy Scout to be prepared.

# 25 admash said, on July 10th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

A feller back in ought-five (nineteen, that is) said, “Three beers and I’ll jump in the sack with anyone”, so here you go sweetie, start with these.

# 26 Sinn Fein said, on July 10th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Share?! FU!!!

# 27 Cap'nKangaroo said, on July 10th, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Granny always said she loved Wild Turkey best, but imagine our surprise when we learned she wasn’t talking whiskey.

# 28 dman776 said, on July 10th, 2009 at 3:57 pm

Barbara Bush gets a strange gift from Clinton and Obama…

# 29 Mr Anderson said, on July 10th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Michael Phelps GrandMaMa

# 30 jerry said, on July 10th, 2009 at 5:21 pm

why it’s Andy Rooney!

# 31 threeCents said, on July 10th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

“My Precious…”

# 32 Alfred1 said, on July 10th, 2009 at 5:32 pm

After defeating the Wingnuts at Dvorak Uncensored, Mr. Fusion often celebrates– reliving memories of prison sex in Ontario lockup.

# 33 downlowfunk said, on July 10th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

Santas just a friend.

# 34 Hugh Ripper said, on July 10th, 2009 at 5:48 pm

You’ll have to pry these from my cold dead hands, Sonny.

# 35 McCullough said, on July 10th, 2009 at 6:53 pm

Mom?

# 36 noname said, on July 10th, 2009 at 6:59 pm

Mrs Dvorak what is your son working on these days?

# 37 cosanostradamus said, on July 10th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

.
“I don’t care if Soylent Green IS people! They’re giving me a Helluva send-off! Now when is Fabio coming to smother me with his butt?”
.

# 38 deowll said, on July 10th, 2009 at 7:55 pm

I had to give up sex and this is what I have left to live for.

# 39 pjcamp said, on July 10th, 2009 at 7:58 pm

“This bong water tastes like Chivas!”

# 40 Mackman said, on July 10th, 2009 at 7:59 pm

Jeffery, you don’t get these back until you clean your room! You damn bum!

# 41 Billy Joe-Bob said, on July 10th, 2009 at 8:08 pm

MINE!

# 42 PG.Kelly said, on July 10th, 2009 at 8:33 pm

# 43 badcowboy said, on July 10th, 2009 at 9:15 pm

In this photo we see the newly pregnant Barbara Bush with her son George W.

# 44 faustus said, on July 10th, 2009 at 9:18 pm

it’s my old boss andy grove. and yes only the paranoid do survive…..

# 45 wirelessg said, on July 10th, 2009 at 9:31 pm

The last surviving zombie dancer from Michael Jackson’s Thriller video toasts the late performer’s memory. “We all made a pact that the last zombie dancer alive would toast the memory of us all, by name, with a separate drink, from this special cup, jesus, this is going to kill me”.

Meanwhile, sales of the “Big A** Racoon” sweater rose to #3 on Amazon.com

# 46 chasb said, on July 10th, 2009 at 11:48 pm

“And if you give me…
Weed, whites and wine.
And you show me a sign,
Then I’ll be willin’…”

R.I.P. Lowell

# 47 Jess Hurchist said, on July 11th, 2009 at 12:46 am

“I guess that over the years I’ve spent a lot of money on dope and bourbon, the rest was just squandered”.

Apologies to George Best for the misquote

# 48 PseudoAlphie said, on July 11th, 2009 at 3:18 am

“If I can blow across the top of this here pipe thingy, it’ll be wine, wimin, and song. Here Alphie, blow me”

“If I could just get Alphie One to tickle the inside of my belly button I’ll be in heaven. Too bad size matters.”

“Hey, Republican style Medicare not only sounds great, I got a tax cut too.”

“No Alphie, just because I got this doesn’t mean you can wear my underwear. You know your effen fat ass will rip it to shreds!”

# 49 Uncle Patso said, on July 11th, 2009 at 4:02 am

Now that’s one happy Granny!

# 31 threeCents FTW!

# 50 Uncle Dave said, on July 11th, 2009 at 4:30 am

It’s Christmas morning and Mrs. Claus knows just what Santa needs after working late, hopped up on a billion cookies and untold gallons of eggnog — a bong, a belt of booze and after a year of being too busy, a place to plant the North Pole. Yeah, baby!

# 51 Winston said, on July 11th, 2009 at 5:20 am

“Thank you! I don’t miss Grandpa any more.”

# 52 schneidercom said, on July 11th, 2009 at 5:27 am

Did you notice my Racoon?

# 53 fulksvslife said, on July 11th, 2009 at 9:46 am

Tara Reid really REALLY needs to slow down.

# 54 righteous indignation said, on July 11th, 2009 at 3:50 pm

Grandma is prepared for a long trip.
Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.

# 55 somecalmetim said, on July 12th, 2009 at 3:54 am

Ya, I got all the vaccines I need right Hea!

# 56 grannyloveington said, on July 12th, 2009 at 6:51 am

yep..90 proof, and me magic lamp..goin places

# 57 hitdatbong said, on July 16th, 2009 at 12:25 pm

A sensible alternative to golf… but way more fun…

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