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In this photo we see the newly pregnant Barbara Bush with her son George W.
it’s my old boss andy grove. and yes only the paranoid do survive…..
The last surviving zombie dancer from Michael Jackson’s Thriller video toasts the late performer’s memory. “We all made a pact that the last zombie dancer alive would toast the memory of us all, by name, with a separate drink, from this special cup, jesus, this is going to kill me”.
Meanwhile, sales of the “Big A** Racoon” sweater rose to #3 on Amazon.com
“And if you give me…
Weed, whites and wine.
And you show me a sign,
Then I’ll be willin’…”
R.I.P. Lowell
“I guess that over the years I’ve spent a lot of money on dope and bourbon, the rest was just squandered”.
Apologies to George Best for the misquote
“If I can blow across the top of this here pipe thingy, it’ll be wine, wimin, and song. Here Alphie, blow me”
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“If I could just get Alphie One to tickle the inside of my belly button I’ll be in heaven. Too bad size matters.”
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“Hey, Republican style Medicare not only sounds great, I got a tax cut too.”
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“No Alphie, just because I got this doesn’t mean you can wear my underwear. You know your effen fat ass will rip it to shreds!”
Now that’s one happy Granny!
# 31 threeCents FTW!
It’s Christmas morning and Mrs. Claus knows just what Santa needs after working late, hopped up on a billion cookies and untold gallons of eggnog — a bong, a belt of booze and after a year of being too busy, a place to plant the North Pole. Yeah, baby!
“Thank you! I don’t miss Grandpa any more.”
Did you notice my Racoon?
Tara Reid really REALLY needs to slow down.
Grandma is prepared for a long trip.
Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.
Ya, I got all the vaccines I need right Hea!
yep..90 proof, and me magic lamp..goin places
A sensible alternative to golf… but way more fun…