By Uncle Dave Friday July 10, 2009
That’s Ted Kennedy last Christmas.
This better than my birthday!
Well that is one way to get a ride on Santa’s slay. Be prepared he may want a TOKE to relax, or a SNORT to keep warm. Christmas in July!!!!!
You don’t have to be a Boy Scout to be prepared.
A feller back in ought-five (nineteen, that is) said, “Three beers and I’ll jump in the sack with anyone”, so here you go sweetie, start with these.
Share?! FU!!!
Granny always said she loved Wild Turkey best, but imagine our surprise when we learned she wasn’t talking whiskey.
Barbara Bush gets a strange gift from Clinton and Obama…
Michael Phelps GrandMaMa
why it’s Andy Rooney!
“My Precious…”
After defeating the Wingnuts at Dvorak Uncensored, Mr. Fusion often celebrates– reliving memories of prison sex in Ontario lockup.
Santas just a friend.
You’ll have to pry these from my cold dead hands, Sonny.
Mom?
Mrs Dvorak what is your son working on these days?
. “I don’t care if Soylent Green IS people! They’re giving me a Helluva send-off! Now when is Fabio coming to smother me with his butt?” .
I had to give up sex and this is what I have left to live for.
“This bong water tastes like Chivas!”
Jeffery, you don’t get these back until you clean your room! You damn bum!
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That’s Ted Kennedy last Christmas.
This better than my birthday!
Well that is one way to get a ride on Santa’s slay. Be prepared he may want a TOKE to relax, or a SNORT to keep warm. Christmas in July!!!!!
You don’t have to be a Boy Scout to be prepared.
A feller back in ought-five (nineteen, that is) said, “Three beers and I’ll jump in the sack with anyone”, so here you go sweetie, start with these.
Share?! FU!!!
Granny always said she loved Wild Turkey best, but imagine our surprise when we learned she wasn’t talking whiskey.
Barbara Bush gets a strange gift from Clinton and Obama…
Michael Phelps GrandMaMa
why it’s Andy Rooney!
“My Precious…”
After defeating the Wingnuts at Dvorak Uncensored, Mr. Fusion often celebrates– reliving memories of prison sex in Ontario lockup.
Santas just a friend.
You’ll have to pry these from my cold dead hands, Sonny.
Mom?
Mrs Dvorak what is your son working on these days?
.
“I don’t care if Soylent Green IS people! They’re giving me a Helluva send-off! Now when is Fabio coming to smother me with his butt?”
.
I had to give up sex and this is what I have left to live for.
“This bong water tastes like Chivas!”
Jeffery, you don’t get these back until you clean your room! You damn bum!