1. bob says:

    That’s Ted Kennedy last Christmas.

  2. Bastian says:

    This better than my birthday!

  3. ivandoga says:

    Well that is one way to get a ride on Santa’s slay. Be prepared he may want a TOKE to relax, or a SNORT to keep warm. Christmas in July!!!!!

  4. RSweeney says:

    You don’t have to be a Boy Scout to be prepared.

  5. admash says:

    A feller back in ought-five (nineteen, that is) said, “Three beers and I’ll jump in the sack with anyone”, so here you go sweetie, start with these.

  6. Sinn Fein says:

    Share?! FU!!!

  7. Cap'nKangaroo says:

    Granny always said she loved Wild Turkey best, but imagine our surprise when we learned she wasn’t talking whiskey.

  8. dman776 says:

    Barbara Bush gets a strange gift from Clinton and Obama…

  9. Mr Anderson says:

    Michael Phelps GrandMaMa

  10. jerry says:

    why it’s Andy Rooney!

  11. threeCents says:

    “My Precious…”

  12. Alfred1 says:

    After defeating the Wingnuts at Dvorak Uncensored, Mr. Fusion often celebrates– reliving memories of prison sex in Ontario lockup.

  13. downlowfunk says:

    Santas just a friend.

  14. Hugh Ripper says:

    You’ll have to pry these from my cold dead hands, Sonny.

  15. noname says:

    Mrs Dvorak what is your son working on these days?

  16. .
    “I don’t care if Soylent Green IS people! They’re giving me a Helluva send-off! Now when is Fabio coming to smother me with his butt?”
    .

  17. deowll says:

    I had to give up sex and this is what I have left to live for.

  18. pjcamp says:

    “This bong water tastes like Chivas!”

  19. Mackman says:

    Jeffery, you don’t get these back until you clean your room! You damn bum!



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