Comments on: Need A Reason To Get Thin? How About Swine Flu Kills Fat People?

By: J

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:24:02 +0000

Sounds like a good reason to diet fatties

By: Palooka

Palooka — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:53:05 +0000

Short all IT companies especially Google. They provides free food so that their employees stay at the keyboard and are more productive. Therefore they get fatter. Overall just another step toward outlawing fat people. All of the morbid obese will have to have mandatory bariatric surgery to save their lives and future health care costs. Go long on bariatric surgery centers.

By: Larry

Larry — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 12:56:23 +0000

Sounds like a good reason to short Wal-mart stock

By: Mr. Fusion

Mr. Fusion — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 10:53:37 +0000

I hope Alphie gets his flu shot when it comes out.

By: Grey

Grey — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:40:04 +0000

If it’s most effective against obese people, and if it’s going to infect as many people as they suggest it will, Britain and the U.S. are in big trouble… but at least then they won’t have as high of an unemployment rate…

By: Rick

Rick — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:36:36 +0000

I can’t believe the flu is allowed to discriminate like this. We should give it diversity training.

By: mentor972

mentor972 — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:15:55 +0000

It’s the GM Potatoes theory.

By: Toxic Asshead

Toxic Asshead — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:05:45 +0000

Thin people die from ebola instead of flu.

By: deowll

deowll — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:53:00 +0000

Pigs can get people flu. People can get pig flu and both can get bird flu.

Let’s be honest. Being fat and old is bad for your health. If you get sick for any reason you are more likely to die, duh.

Diabetic, heart disease, clogged arteries, none these things are going to help you survive a bout with the flu, any version or any other disease.

By: Brian

Brian — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:37:25 +0000

Natural selection at work.

By: John E. Quantum

John E. Quantum — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:12:05 +0000

“It’s a huge problem.”

Har

By: How now pig

How now pig — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:01:37 +0000

How come pigs aren’t getting people flu? Good question, my research indicates it’s because they are pigs and not people. Pigs get pig flu, humans get human flu. Flu strains are infinite. Now go study adjectives, that will cure you of these definition syndromes. What really worries me is catching WHO flu spread by the rapidly evolving strain of the medical study virus rampantly infecting databases everywhere.

By: AdmFubar

AdmFubar — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:16:44 +0000

soooooooooooo

you dies from swine flu if you are as fat as a pig? :@)

By: TooManyPuppies

TooManyPuppies — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:51:26 +0000

Crap, forgot to add this to my previous comment:

“studies to determine whether heavier people should get bigger doses of its Tamiflu antiviral.”

A bullshit waste of money. The Mexican Flu has already shown Tamiflu resistance. It got a very short blurb on the news earlier this week, but got quickly blacklisted due to M. Jackson.

By: TooManyPuppies

TooManyPuppies — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:47:47 +0000

“People infected with the bug who have a body mass index greater than 40, deemed morbidly obese, suffer respiratory complications that are harder to treat and can be fatal.”

This isn’t isolated to the Mexican Flu. It’s standard across the board for all flu strains. Always has been.