Woman Driver Wrecks Wienermobile

Published on July 18th, 2009

Posted by John C Dvorak in Business, Video

Wienermobile crash — Maybe she was just hot-doggin’.

The owner of a southern Wisconsin house might not be in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener right now.

Mount Pleasant Police Chief Tim Zarzecki says the 22-year-old female driver was turning the giant hot dog on wheels around in a driveway and thought she was reversing but instead went forward and crashed into the deck and garage.

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# 1 Jägermeister said, on July 18th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

She should have used lube.

# 2 SparkyOne said, on July 18th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

are those two guys praying?

# 3 qb said, on July 18th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

JCD said “Maybe she was just hot-doggin’.”

Maybe she was in a hurry because she a had a bun in the oven. I couldn’t relish the thought. Or she was trying to catchup to her husband. If she drove in the Indy 500, she could be the wiener. If they can pull that wreck out of there then they would really have cut the mustard.

1..2..3..4
I declare a pun war

# 4 joaoPT said, on July 18th, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Woman wrecks wiener mobile?!?!?!

Connotations galore…

# 5 RTaylor said, on July 18th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

This is too easy.

# 6 ronwp54 said, on July 18th, 2009 at 2:23 pm

More wiener than she could handle?

# 7 Barovelli said, on July 18th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

I never sausage a terrible string of puns..

# 8 Daniel Kaiser said, on July 18th, 2009 at 3:56 pm

“It was the best of times, and it was the wurst of times”

# 9 John C Dvorak said, on July 18th, 2009 at 4:16 pm

FRANKly, I hate puns. Besides I’d be the top DOG in the competition.

It would take a while for anyone to Ketchup.

# 10 Mobiwee said, on July 18th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

My interpretation of this ink blot is that the house caved onto the wiener mobile when it was parked while a road crew near the home came by to help the woman change a wiener tire.

# 11 John Paradox said, on July 18th, 2009 at 4:36 pm

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner
That is what I’d truly like to be
But if I drove the Weinermobile
I’d be sure it’s in “R” and not in “D”.

J/P=?

# 12 Joe Dirt said, on July 18th, 2009 at 5:28 pm

WADD

Women Are Dumb Drivers

# 13 Jägermeister said, on July 18th, 2009 at 5:56 pm

Imagine the headline if it was a male driver… Man rams wiener into house … Well, better than ramming it into a picnic table…

# 14 qb said, on July 18th, 2009 at 6:11 pm

JCD, that mayo be the best pun of the day, lettuce agree on that. I’m going back to the frizante Chardonnay until I become pickled.

# 15 Mac Guy said, on July 18th, 2009 at 7:16 pm

Maybe she got so tired of having her wieners in the back door that she decided to try the front for once?

# 16 deowll said, on July 18th, 2009 at 7:28 pm

To quote Eddie Murphy, “Bleep happens.”

# 17 pcsmith said, on July 18th, 2009 at 8:17 pm

A “woman driver” had an accident? Next your going to tell me she was the little old lady from Pasadena.

I bet the truck had a standard transmission. How many twentysomethings can drive a stick?

I wish I could find an American car with a standard transmission and a 1.8 liter engine.

# 18 BigBoyBC said, on July 18th, 2009 at 9:06 pm

I wonder if the police “grilled” her?

I wouldn’t worry, these thing come in ten-packs… The bun on the other hand, well that comes in eight-packs…

# 19 Animby said, on July 19th, 2009 at 1:56 am

Don’t you just love when these flash videos are set to start playing at volume level “STADIUM”?

# 20 Winston said, on July 19th, 2009 at 6:06 am

Only certain kinds of women can properly drive a wiener (home). They are usually found in comfortable shoes.

# 21 theBadSteveO said, on July 19th, 2009 at 9:08 am

I despise these type of headlines–it seems to imply that the gender of the driver caused the accident. Could you imagine a article title saying “Man Driver Wrecks Weinermobile”?

Well, I guess I’m not too surprised. What do you expect from John C Dvorak?

# 22 Wretched Gnu said, on July 19th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

Of course John would have written “Male driver wrecks car” if that had been the case…

When men get into an accident, it’s just an accident. Women — it’s ’cause she’s a woman…

Whoever thinks this way is probably the kind of grandpa that says “cripes!”…

# 23 faustus said, on July 19th, 2009 at 6:48 pm

another reason why lesbians shouldn’t be out running amok… just like pat buchanan says… this wouldn’t have happened under an ike admin….

# 24 Greg Allen said, on July 19th, 2009 at 7:18 pm

“Woman Driver?”… oh, c’mon John, what is this? A 1965 sexist Bob Hope joke?

On average, women are safer drivers than men.
http://tinyurl.com/38heeo

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