Comments on: Woman Driver Wrecks Wienermobile

By: Greg Allen

Greg Allen — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 03:18:27 +0000

“Woman Driver?”… oh, c’mon John, what is this? A 1965 sexist Bob Hope joke?

On average, women are safer drivers than men.
http://tinyurl.com/38heeo

By: faustus

faustus — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 02:48:13 +0000

another reason why lesbians shouldn’t be out running amok… just like pat buchanan says… this wouldn’t have happened under an ike admin….

By: Wretched Gnu

Wretched Gnu — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:50:05 +0000

Of course John would have written “Male driver wrecks car” if that had been the case…

When men get into an accident, it’s just an accident. Women — it’s ’cause she’s a woman…

Whoever thinks this way is probably the kind of grandpa that says “cripes!”…

By: theBadSteveO

theBadSteveO — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:08:42 +0000

I despise these type of headlines–it seems to imply that the gender of the driver caused the accident. Could you imagine a article title saying “Man Driver Wrecks Weinermobile”?

Well, I guess I’m not too surprised. What do you expect from John C Dvorak?

By: Winston

Winston — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:06:53 +0000

Only certain kinds of women can properly drive a wiener (home). They are usually found in comfortable shoes.

By: Animby

Animby — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 09:56:18 +0000

Don’t you just love when these flash videos are set to start playing at volume level “STADIUM”?

By: BigBoyBC

BigBoyBC — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 05:06:11 +0000

I wonder if the police “grilled” her?

I wouldn’t worry, these thing come in ten-packs… The bun on the other hand, well that comes in eight-packs…

By: pcsmith

pcsmith — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:17:53 +0000

A “woman driver” had an accident? Next your going to tell me she was the little old lady from Pasadena.

I bet the truck had a standard transmission. How many twentysomethings can drive a stick?

I wish I could find an American car with a standard transmission and a 1.8 liter engine.

By: deowll

deowll — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 03:28:00 +0000

To quote Eddie Murphy, “Bleep happens.”

By: Mac Guy

Mac Guy — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 03:16:41 +0000

Maybe she got so tired of having her wieners in the back door that she decided to try the front for once?

By: qb

qb — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 02:11:50 +0000

JCD, that mayo be the best pun of the day, lettuce agree on that. I’m going back to the frizante Chardonnay until I become pickled.

By: Jägermeister

Jägermeister — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 01:56:47 +0000

Imagine the headline if it was a male driver… Man rams wiener into house … Well, better than ramming it into a picnic table…

By: Joe Dirt

Joe Dirt — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 01:28:37 +0000

WADD

Women Are Dumb Drivers

By: John Paradox

John Paradox — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 00:36:17 +0000

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner
That is what I’d truly like to be
But if I drove the Weinermobile
I’d be sure it’s in “R” and not in “D”.

J/P=?

By: Mobiwee

Mobiwee — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 00:24:47 +0000

My interpretation of this ink blot is that the house caved onto the wiener mobile when it was parked while a road crew near the home came by to help the woman change a wiener tire.