Sweden’s fertility clinics are racking up a serious backlog of people waiting for artificial insemination, due in part to a “spike” in demand from lesbian couples for vital supplies of man juice.
So bad have things got that expectant customers at Sahlgrenska University Hospital in Gothenburg are now forced to wait 18 months for treatment.
The problem, the Göteborgs-Posten explains, is that a 2005 law change granted “female same-sex couples” the right to fertility treatment at Swedish hospitals. Previously, this privilege extended only to married women or those who were “registered heterosexual partners”.
Inger Bryman, Sahlgrenska’s head of gynaecology and reproductive medicine, told the paper: “We had estimated an increase of around 25 couples per year after the law change. Now there are 90 couples in line.”
Sweden’s lesbians are not the sole cause of the sperm drought. Swedish law allows kids to learn their biological father’s identity once they turn 18. This hasn’t done much to encourage donors.
The main reason, though, is apparently duff sperm – “either related to deterioration while being frozen or to medical conditions”.
Um… I could be mistaken here, but I would think getting new supplies wouldn’t be that hard to come by. So to speak.
#6 it’s probably a more stable family lifestyle than your typical “American” one. The nuculer family has been long dead, never really existed except on TV.
The reality is the divorce rate is over 50%, and the kids being SHARED between two different homes, with their STEP parents. Or dealing with drunk parents, or abusive parents, or no parents at all.
Point is there are a LOT MORE fucked-up family situations than having two same-sex parents. Get your head out of you ass please.
#21 Yeah, it’s better with lesbian couples. When they split, they know who gave birth to which kid. That way, they don’t need to share when they divorce. You’re smart.
#20
I believe they already have a name for that. It’s called “Erotic Massage Therapist”.
Erotic massage therapists could sell baby batter on Craigslist.
Business opportunity writ large.
There’s big dollar signs here. Pent-up demand waiting to be filled (if you’ll pardon the expression).
Enterprising “massage therapists” across the nation might advertise thusly:
Craigslist ad:
Looking for baby batter? We got gallons o’ the stuff.
I didn’t know we had that law about children having the right to know who’s their father. I guess I can see a point though. You kind of need that to prevent accidental incest. However, statistically that.. is unlikely.
It’s too bad though, for all the couples that need a donation that can’t get one because none of the donators want kids knocking on their doors in 18 years.
Guys do not ever give anything to a sperm bank – ever. They can obligate a man to pay later as the laws may change, especially in Sweden where feminist have tried to get special taxes imposed on men. Men having to pay much higher taxes just because the are men. These dykes deserve to die out, I think this is great!