Sweden’s fertility clinics are racking up a serious backlog of people waiting for artificial insemination, due in part to a “spike” in demand from lesbian couples for vital supplies of man juice.
So bad have things got that expectant customers at Sahlgrenska University Hospital in Gothenburg are now forced to wait 18 months for treatment.
The problem, the Göteborgs-Posten explains, is that a 2005 law change granted “female same-sex couples” the right to fertility treatment at Swedish hospitals. Previously, this privilege extended only to married women or those who were “registered heterosexual partners”.
Inger Bryman, Sahlgrenska’s head of gynaecology and reproductive medicine, told the paper: “We had estimated an increase of around 25 couples per year after the law change. Now there are 90 couples in line.”
Sweden’s lesbians are not the sole cause of the sperm drought. Swedish law allows kids to learn their biological father’s identity once they turn 18. This hasn’t done much to encourage donors.
The main reason, though, is apparently duff sperm – “either related to deterioration while being frozen or to medical conditions”.
Um… I could be mistaken here, but I would think getting new supplies wouldn’t be that hard to come by. So to speak.
Wow… That blows.
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I was asked recently by a lesbian couple to supply them some baby batter. I told them I would if I could get them in a pile.
I have an old sock next to my bed I could FedEx them.
I thought lesbians didn’t need a man. Who knew!
I don’t think we should be helping lesbians have kids, or gay males. Nature made it so that if you wanted kids you need to be a man and a woman to make one. That’s how it frickin works!! You want an alternate lifestyle…….then I guess no kids for you!! And think of how f’d kids upbringing’s must be with 2 mom’s or 2 dad’s jeeez….. I shiver if I had to be raised that way!!!
#6 Tell me, where else can a boy/girl watch his two moms pregnant at the same time, huh?
I could be mistaken here, but I would think getting new supplies wouldn’t be that hard to come by
To get a lot of phone calls, in 18 years time, of children you never saw or knew existed, but who all want daddy’s aid? Which they can get, because the law is on their side?
Perhaps there is a reason nature didn’t allow same sex couples to be fertile?
Wonder if this will be covered under Obamacare?
I can understand a Lesbian woman doesn’t want to have “regular” sex with a man just to get pregnant, and also that in some cases they don’t want to have awkward issues when the children grow up, if using a friend as a donor, but I’m willing to bet that in the circle of their friends they must have someone willing to “give a hand” and help out with no string attached…
OTOH, they can go to Southern Europe, have a one week binge partying, wake up two days later with massive headache and problem solved. Confidentiality guaranteed, in fact if either participants could remember, that would be a miracle…
Human sperm is like bull or horses. A physically fit Harvard PhD goes for more than Joe the sanitation engineer. Many waiting may not be able to get the options they want right away.
The posters on this site, including myself, for example would qualify for the $4500 clunker trade in. Besides in 18 years they would be dead or under state psychiatric care anyway.
#1, #3, and #4 – Thanks for a good laugh this morning. I can’t top any of those.
#7 In any country that still allows men to have as many wives as they can afford.
If I could I would have two of them myself.
I would donate if I were a swede.
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One poster had it right. They are wanting exceptional guys for sires so they can expect to have exceptional children. They don’t want Joe six pack. A handsome guy who is a great athlete, has no heath issues, has a high IQ and is going into some sort of high status profession or is already in such a career.
How much Papa is expected to do for an 18 year old varies. In my state and 18 year old is an adult and neither parent is under legal obligation. This can be a bit of problem because some kids have been kicked out of the house before they finished high school.
Yeah I know according to Obama it is still the schools fault if a kid doesn’t graduate in a situation like that. What we actually do once we find out is to try and go through other groups to locate a place they can live until they graduate. Of course the Amish boy who turned Midinight seemed to have his act together. He bought a van and lived in it. Anyway he graduated.
Where do I send my bedside towel?
#9 had a good point, not that that ever stood in the way of people getting what they wanted.
Deowll#14:
Actually that got me thinking:
Remember that movie where mankind would get dumber and dumber because high IQ graduated people would over rationalize and postpone having children while all the Joe six-packs would be knockin’ Jane six-packs left and right?
(Idiocracy: imdb.com/title/tt0387808/ )
What if the future of mankind were in the hands of Lesbian couples? As they select only the best donors, and thus creating a self perpetuating kind of elite, where the sons of lesbian couples would do above average…
I wonder!!??
#17 But they hate mating with their prospected donors. Oh, the irony.
I submit that the picture that accompanies this article is represenative of lesbian femanazis and has a lot to do with why they have trouble locating a willing male participant.
Lesbian couples who want high quality baby batter so desperately should be able to hone in on the supposedly perfect male for their genetic purposes among their friends, then find a willing female to go give him a handjob & aim the squirt into whatever receptacle is appropriate.
I never understood that jacking off into a plastic cup thing. Why should I have to do it myself? There should be handjob specialist “nurses” in sperm banks (trained & state certified of course) to do the honors. Let’s dream up a politically correct name for the “procedure.”
They’ll get more donors that way, I guarantee ya.