I appreciate truly simple hustles. And I learned long ago that The Religious were always the easiest to dazzle with footwork.
This morning, my wife noticed a Google Adsense advert when she went to log into her online banking account this morning. It was for the Reincarnation Bank.
What? Yes, the Reincarnation Bank.
Worried about how well off you will be in the next life? Just deposit money on a regular basis into an account you establish in the Reincarnation Bank – in Gibraltar [chuckle] – and it will be waiting for you when you return with your authorized spirit in a new persona – after reincarnation.
“As in this life, in the next you will have memories of previous lives. One of these recollections will be of your arrangement with Reincarnation Bank. Whatever version of the internet or data retrieval mechanisms in use at the time of your return, you will renew your contact with Reincarnation Bank and through regression you will recall the details/instructions that you left at the time of making your deposit. A custodian of Reincarnation Bank will open your letter privately in your presence and will ask you to repeat the details contained therein (whilst in regression). Once this has been satisfactorily achieved, funds/property will be handed back to you and the account closed.”
Got that?
Thanks, Helen
And which common organized religion would support that idea? Oh, none.
If you are born into a rich white family with health and wealth all your days, then you too only getting what you deserve..
Christians do not believe in the nonsense of reincarnation, almost ridicules as believing we evolved from rocks!! LOL
#21 – don’t know much about the religions of the world, eh?
Christians do not believe in reincarnation.
I was just thinking how I could game the system and get free money that I supposedly had deposited in a past life. If someone could answer Sarah Palin’s secret Yahoo questions, they could answer the questions required to get into a reincarnated bank account.
9, I’m surprised Google would take this bank’s money for use in their Adsense. That devalues Google’s advertising for legitimate businesses who do not wish to be associated with the illegitimate ones.
Looks like that guy spent his middle life as a 70′s porn star.
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
CAN’T REMEMBER WHEN THE LAST TIME WAS I LAUGHED THIS HARD! THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST UNIQUE JOKE I HAVE SEEN YET!!!!! GOD HELP THE POOR SOUL WHO ACTUALLY TAKES IT SERIOUSLY!!! WHERE DO THESE MINDS COME FROM?!?
Soul Retrieval is simple and gentle and as with all of her work, soul retrieval can be done with Dawn Paul remotely over the telephone for those not based in the UK. Dawn has had success healing clients in California and New York using these healing techniques.
Soul Retrieval is very easy for the client. They lie relaxed and comfortable and I journey to the Lower World, using the sound of my rattle to help change my level of consciousness so I can journey and search for the missing soul part. Very often I am given a gift to bring back to the client along with a power animal, an ally, which assists and supports the client on their own journey through life.