


The Three Amigos did their best to impress and entertain, but could not hold their own against the Giant Albino Cucumber and The Silver Wirehair Dog.
“Gonna do the humpy jumpy tonight!”-Jägermeister
Hope she can find the on/off switch on that thing before the dog has to do the gerbil dance.
The two things that give me the most satisfaction in the whole world.
That aint no Wiener, THIS IS A WIENER..
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My new boy friends..
Where John REALLY goes when he bastes his meat.
When hubby’s away, the wife will play…
“This here thing barely fit into the trailer!”
And Alphie hints at what she will be doing after church tonight.
Just a few years ago Alphie was actually caught.
Alfredone and his dildo.
She’s headed to Pizza Hut after her “play time”?
Now that’s a joint!
Vegans PR campaign against the perception on them being too tight-assed.
An older Dorothy returns from Oz, escaping the punishment that Lorena Bobbit received. Back in Oz Jack Pumpkinhead will never be the same again.
For proper foreplay, rub her down with some peanut butter and the dog can have a tasty lick.
How to house break your dog with a vegetable never made it to the best sellers list.
Poor dog!
If it get’s lost, Muffy is ready to go in after it.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the trick I’m about to do with this giant vegetable and this small terrier, will shock and amaze!”
Looks like they’re experimenting with adjuvants in the Viagra now.
Lotte & Scottie w/Hottie.
“Ron Jeremy’s not gonna be calling me, guess I’ll have to use the substitute…”
And the dog says “I can’t compete with that”
A woman with her best friend accompanied with man’s best friend.
Lovin’ you both is breakin’ all the rules…..
Now all I need is a little peanut butter and vaseline.
#4 + #7 = Too funny!
And still, the “caption this photo” graphic is….. Huh?… Ugly…, Ugly…, Adam Curry’s childhood…, Ahhhh Boobs!
And anyone who thinks I’m being mean to Adam and John…., F#$@ Off, It’s a joke.
Go to noagenda.mevio.com…. Best podcast out there right now!
#28, KMART,
Why the vaseline? Did you think it might be a tight fit or something?
Foofoo nervously awaits the artificial insemination session.
shock and awe
She doesn’t need a man or a cat.
Woman gord holding bull terrier
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