1. Rich says:

    The Three Amigos did their best to impress and entertain, but could not hold their own against the Giant Albino Cucumber and The Silver Wirehair Dog.

  2. Alfred1 says:

    “Gonna do the humpy jumpy tonight!”-Jägermeister

  3. bobbo, still a dogs best friend says:

    Hope she can find the on/off switch on that thing before the dog has to do the gerbil dance.

  4. stardude says:

    The two things that give me the most satisfaction in the whole world.

  5. ECA says:

    That aint no Wiener, THIS IS A WIENER..
    ————————-
    My new boy friends..

  6. Mac Guy says:

    Where John REALLY goes when he bastes his meat.

  7. Troublemaker says:

    When hubby’s away, the wife will play…

  8. Hawkeye says:

    “This here thing barely fit into the trailer!”

  9. sac says:

    And Alphie hints at what she will be doing after church tonight.

    Just a few years ago Alphie was actually caught.

  10. Jägermeister says:

    Alfredone and his dildo.

  11. SparkyOne says:

    She’s headed to Pizza Hut after her “play time”?

  12. hhopper says:

    Harriet gets ready to show Fido who’s boss.

  13. jasmoran66 says:

    Now that’s a joint!

  14. Angel H. Wong says:

    Vegans PR campaign against the perception on them being too tight-assed.

  15. denacron says:

    An older Dorothy returns from Oz, escaping the punishment that Lorena Bobbit received. Back in Oz Jack Pumpkinhead will never be the same again.

  16. Joe Dirt says:

    For proper foreplay, rub her down with some peanut butter and the dog can have a tasty lick.

  17. Mr. know-it all says:

    How to house break your dog with a vegetable never made it to the best sellers list.

  18. User7 says:

    Poor dog!

  19. Get Off My Lawn says:

    If it get’s lost, Muffy is ready to go in after it.



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