LONDON, Aug. 4 (UPI) — A British survey suggests women prefer “real men” with beer bellies and hairy chests to “metrosexuals” with tight shorts and manicures.
The survey of 5,192 women, conducted by Lion Bar Ice Cream, found 80 percent of respondents now consider metrosexual traits including hair straightening and frequent sunbathing to be turn-offs, The Sun reported Tuesday.
Dream or Dud?The poll also found one in 10 women questioned in the survey like the smell of beer on a man while a fifth of those polled said they are attracted to men with “a bit of body odor.” “This is great news for real men this summer,” a Lion Bar spokesman said. “They can get their roar back and ditch the moisturizer, manicures and tight shorts this summer — leave that for the footballers. “British blokes can also wear their Speedos with pride, even if they have a bit of belly and welcome the wolf whistles as they walk down the beach,” he said.
Ha! I always new my beer belly would come back in style one day.
#18. Yup
I guess this means I need to move to the UK and start drinking beer.
..and why do we need to know this?
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#3 Ian FTW.
…and yes, I believe this is why NoAgenda works so well precisely for the contrast in certain areas, as well as what they agree on.
My favorite podcast by far..
…in the morning.
Ok British Women, I am your man. I am Hairy, Smelly (fart allot), Beer Bellied Man.
Just give send a 2-way 1st class plane ticket, with a time and place to meet. I will show you what a real man (American) has to offer.
Oh, and also send a photograph. I don’t do Anne of Cleves sight unseen stuff.
Guys are generally more crass, smelly, and stomached. Women who aren’t a bit attracted to that are…lesbians.
Here’s the formula: Be decent and somewhat attentive, but every now and then say some wildly inappropriate stuff. Women who laugh at that stuff, because they know deep down you’re a big softy, will tend to sleep with you.
The best dysfunctional style of game I’ve seen was even simpler: One veiled insult followed by a grudging compliment. Repeat.
That one really works with the right type of girl.
Being a jerk, while showing amazing immediate results, tends to create miserable long term relationships. If you want to play the jerk do so ONLY as a tactical move and never with a girl you’d think of as a “keeper.”
A shave and scrub never hurts, either.
Since the majority of British women are fat, hairy, stink of booze and smoke, have the dentition of a camel and the intelligence of a cow, it’s mostly amazing more Brit men are not metroAsexuals.
I just LOVE the hair, the glittery vest, but he could use just a tad more rouge.
Personally I just belch if I want to attract women’s attention
OK by me !
The women can have all the belching, hairy, fat, sweaty, Rush Limbaugh types. It works out great!
#30 – Don’t believe I’ve ever heard Rush belch but her does have one attribute I suspect many women would find endearing: I’ve heard it said he has an immense …
bank account.