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Wow…uh…don’t think we’ll be seeing that one on the tv.
Old joke but still funny.
That’s quite different from the Dad-Date interview I give.
I simply show the guy my gun collection and say “Now you’re going to bring her back happy and on time, right?”
Works like a charm.
I have a son. But I guess when time comes I’ll be showing the ladies my gun collection too, by the way things are going…
joaoPT;
LOL! And yet how sad…
Definition of a conservative: A liberal with a daughter.
Hormones are much more dangerous than guns.
Whats the twist?
Aw, com’on. She likes to twist, AND to screw. Just not within 20 minutes of the first date.
meh
Sorry, that’s not that funny. I didn’t like it at all.
#11 ecoli – Thanks for telling me. I was almost ready to laugh when I read your post that corrected my thinking. Whew! That was a close one.
An old one, been on the internet for a while now… But is a little funny… I liked it…
I was Dating a farmers daughter for a while and her father had a talk with me dad one after noon… he showed me a huge Corn Field freshly Plowed..and simply Said…”No one wouild ever Find You”…
I got the message… but he should have told her too…..
…..
Are you serious? Um….wow, simply wow.