Are you totally reprehensible and feeling lonely? Or maybe you’re just a struggling business looking for some instant online companionship? The firm Usocial has the answer for you — buy Facebook friends and fans.
For a piddling 7.6 cents per friend, Usocial will deliver 5000 new buddies to your Facebook account. That’s $654.30 worth of lovin’ from people you’ll never meet and who aren’t concerned whether you live or die.
If having Facebook fans is more up your alley, you can buy 10,000 of those for 8.5 cents a pop, which comes to a meaty $1167.30. How’s that for a Facebook status update? Thumbs up?
Usocial claims that each Facebook friend is worth $1 to your business in return revenue. The idea is that Usocial creates a Friends List of potential customer to market to via Facebook updates and mail. With Facebook friends like that, who needs spam?
