After this, The Empire Strikes Back in Iraq and Afghanistan – starring Darth Cheney, Darth Obama, Emperor Rockefeller and Bin-Laden dressed as a small green fellow with pointy ears.
Those guys were terrorists. Leia claimed her planet was peaceful, but in fact it was harboring terrorists. And she was carrying the plans under the guise of a diplomatic mission.
Oh yea, and the Jedi were the side that wasn’t offering free health care, which lured Anakin Skywalker to switch sides and offer his loyalty to the Emperor.
That was brilliant!
After this, The Empire Strikes Back in Iraq and Afghanistan – starring Darth Cheney, Darth Obama, Emperor Rockefeller and Bin-Laden dressed as a small green fellow with pointy ears.
#10 they were apple fanboys??
All conspiracies are equal but some are more equal than others.
Those guys were terrorists. Leia claimed her planet was peaceful, but in fact it was harboring terrorists. And she was carrying the plans under the guise of a diplomatic mission.
“You’re all a bunch of drones… especially you drones.”
…well, he’s got a point there.
Thats the same bluish green gunk that Uncle Owen was drinking!
it was funny to see that jedi that was offended off in the corner.
Oh yea, and the Jedi were the side that wasn’t offering free health care, which lured Anakin Skywalker to switch sides and offer his loyalty to the Emperor.
Dantuine was just a failed search for weapons of mass destruction. Hard to believe Grand Moff Tarkin fell for that.