Watch The Really Incredibly Outstanding Keynote Address By The Amazing Steve (Awesome) Jobs & His Really Amazing Friends!

By Uncle Dave Friday September 18, 2009

Truly Incredibly Amazing!

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Personality says:

9/18/2009 at 5:08 am

No wonder their keynotes are so damn long. Repetition.

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DrWally says:

9/18/2009 at 5:29 am

Well…that was just incredible. [In the actual Latin meaning of "incredible" -- not believable.]

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Amazing@apple.com says:

9/18/2009 at 5:36 am

Uh… what ever happened to the products speaking for themselves? I’ve never been to an Apple event. Seems like quite the mind numbing experience.

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jbellies says:

9/18/2009 at 5:39 am

#3 Products speaking for themselves could endanger the mission, Dave.

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pedro says:

9/18/2009 at 5:45 am

Gee, one would think they’re trying to wash brains. But how could they? macfans have none!

It would be really fun to watch the preparation meetings for these brain wa… errr keynotes.

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Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

9/18/2009 at 5:53 am

They need John Hodgman on stage.

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Dr Dodd says:

9/18/2009 at 5:56 am

Looks like each just emerged from a political focus group session on words that create the illusion something is better than it is.

I’m still not sold… unless it comes with a hooker how incredible can it be?

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KMFIX says:

9/18/2009 at 6:06 am

I use their computers to make a very good living.

All I can do is say thank you.

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TTHor says:

9/18/2009 at 6:14 am

Amazingly incredible But.. they are good, so it is OK!

But Steve looks like shit. I know he has had a transplant, but best advise is to get him off the vegan crap and on to some real food: meat proteins and fats… Poor guy. He is smart. How come he has fallen for the vegan stupidity? He should check your teeth and then he’ll know what nature provided him to eat.

Well… anyway… Incredible!

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zorkor says:

9/18/2009 at 6:28 am

Apple sucks big time. They are nothing by hyped products for brain dead people. Come October and we will really see an Incredible, Amazing product…Windows 7. Those who really used it know how great it is…

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Faxon says:

9/18/2009 at 6:29 am

Liver 2.0

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zorkor says:

9/18/2009 at 6:30 am

@Faxon

you should call it iLiver 2.0

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orwk says:

9/18/2009 at 6:42 am

Dvorak had mentioned something before about Steve should have worn long sleeves. I don’t agree. He looks great, incredible, amazing, and greatly amazingly incredible as a thin old man, I mean that’s life, we live and we get old, so fucking what, he speaks well about some great products. This guy was, and still is pretty smart, and it’s admirable that he continues to put himself out there to present his products. I guess he’s lucky to be alive to see the pinnacle of his lifetime of endeavors. I just saw an iPhone for the first time and it is truly amazing.

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pedro says:

9/18/2009 at 6:53 am

Boy, macfans are to mac hype as flies are to…

#8 Sure, only those computers give you a good living. As I said, brainless.

#10 Now praising imperialistic products? Your friends are going to send a jihad on you for not hating America.

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Tim says:

9/18/2009 at 6:58 am

This is just the opposite of an Episode of Hell’s Kitchen.

Rubbish! Shit! Dog’s Dinner! Putrid! Scum! Crap! Shit! Rubbish!

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qb says:

9/18/2009 at 7:16 am

That’s hysterical.

Amazing@apple.com said “Uh… what ever happened to the products speaking for themselves?”

They never have, Apple or otherwise. That’s why there are pitchmen.

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soundwash says:

9/18/2009 at 7:35 am

wow..too funny, that explains the accolades three of my neighbors carry on about when describing their Macs.

they use the exact same key words when
describing features and functions ad nauseum..

-that their is some mighty fine marketing.

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LDA says:

9/18/2009 at 8:16 am

Simple, yes. Easy, yes. Great, depends. Incredible, not really (with the possible exception of the iPhone).

Excessively priced, yes. But I can’t stand using Windows (personal choice).

P.S. Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers…

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pedro says:

9/18/2009 at 9:16 am

#18 If by incredible you mean all the hoops you need to jump to send an sms/mms then yes, the oy!phone is an incredible piece of crap

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Yeah Right says:

9/18/2009 at 9:19 am

#19
You’re so wrong!
It is awesome great incredible excellent excellent excellent and better!

(have you not seen the video?
Prophet Steve-o-iJobs have spoken already)

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