Watch The Really Incredibly Outstanding Keynote Address By The Amazing Steve (Awesome) Jobs & His Really Amazing Friends!

By Uncle Dave Friday September 18, 2009

Truly Incredibly Amazing!

36 Comments

LDA says:

9/18/2009 at 10:03 am

#19 pedro

As I do not own one, I am going on the fact that it is so popular and that millions of people seem to very much like it. However, taking your word for it, you would think easily sending SMS would be a prerequisite to satisfaction (it would be for me).

P.S. That is why I said possibly.

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bill says:

9/18/2009 at 10:09 am

What ever happened to “Insanely great?”

Steve really does like his Apple ‘stuff’

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gingertwat says:

9/18/2009 at 10:23 am

Well at least they seem to be enthusiastic about their products. I’d like to see that asshat from Activision giving a presentation.

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KneeJerk Optimist says:

9/18/2009 at 11:14 am

Back in 1985 or so, my Dad (a writer) wanted to ‘get on board’ the great new digital revolution by getting a computer. He was not very tech-savvy at all, and he was trying to decide between a Mac and a Kaypro. He asked me which one he should get, adding that a mathematician friend of his was urging him to get the Mac. He said, “I can’t believe this guy…he’s so emotional about it…he keeps calling me over and over again at odd hours to talk my ear off about how I’d better get the Mac or I’ll really, really regret it. This is pretty strange. What should I do?”.

I told him I didn’t know what this was all about either, but he should get whatever was the most convenient and affordable system he could find. It turned out that the nearest Mac dealer was 40 miles away, while two miles away was a guy with a new store selling PC clones (one of them even called a Kaypro) and so he ended up going there. The mathematician never spoke to him again.

He struggled along with his various PC’s, but eventually got fairly good at it (I did as best I could to help). In the end I think he enjoyed himself quite a bit though (which also annoyed my Mom a little), conferring all over with friends and colleagues.

When he finally passed on we had to delete tons of spam from his PC, probably because he had given out his address to so many folks. Oh well, you win some you lose some etc.

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Micromike says:

9/18/2009 at 11:46 am

BFD

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jescott418 says:

9/18/2009 at 12:54 pm

I like Apple’s products but obviously Apple has marketing brainwashing down to a science. Ask any market strategist and the key words like Easy and remarkable and simple. These are words people like to here about products. But like anything you can only believe about half of what they say.

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joe says:

9/18/2009 at 1:28 pm

no ipod touch camera, no care

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hhopper says:

9/18/2009 at 1:48 pm

People who constantly bash all Apple products are just as bad as Apple Fanboys. Apple makes some excellent products albeit overpriced. I prefer PC but I don’t bash Apple. In our family we have three iPods and a Touch. They all work great.

I have a bone to pick with Apple iTunes though. I logged on last night and found that a large majority of songs have been increased from $.99 to $1.29. No more downloads for me.

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cc_any_that_works says:

9/18/2009 at 2:11 pm

hhopper say:
People who constantly bash all Apple products are just as bad as Apple Fanboys.

that would be Apple Hateboys ?

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pedro says:

9/18/2009 at 3:18 pm

I know, making fun of macfans is like laughing at down syndrome people. Somehow, I love to poke at macfans.

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Cap'nKangaroo says:

9/18/2009 at 4:40 pm

#28 I also own an Ipod Touch. It is great, as long as it is plugged in and charging. Off the charger, I will use 2/3 of a fully charged battery to read some newspaper articles in the morning.

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noname says:

9/18/2009 at 5:32 pm

That’s increasingly incredibly great, fantastic, awesome, wonderful, unbelievably superb, well done, neat, a symphony of beauty!!!!!!!!!!!

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Special Ed says:

9/18/2009 at 5:57 pm

I’ll bet PeeDrool jerked off while watching this.

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pedro says:

9/18/2009 at 6:56 pm

#33 Au contraire. I think you might have this in your oy!phone in a loop (can the oy!phones even do that?) and have orgasms everytime god steve says awesome.

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deowll says:

9/18/2009 at 7:08 pm

If I had an Ipod I wouldn’t use it. It’d forget to keep the battery charged. YMMV.

I’m not paying 2000+ to use a phone.

The computers are overpriced. If I want safety I use linux. If I want more options the way to go is windows though I don’t like how windows is messing with my files.

Everybody I know who owns a mac has a laptop and runs windows as much if not much more than the Mac OS.

They have a couple of nice free aps but I’m not buying a computer for that. The people that have tell me how great those aps are and how they have used them once or twice a year.

Christmas comes out on top.

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JimD says:

9/18/2009 at 7:11 pm

What ever happened to “Insanely Great” ??? Or is that too shop-worn now ???

More FOG from the “Reality Distortion Field” !!!

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