1. Qon Quixote says:

    John’s constituents are innovative aren’t they.

  2. Colorado says:

    Burgers – ala cart

  3. Colorado says:

    Steak – ala cart

  4. Personality says:

    If that is galvanized, they are poisoned.

  5. JimR says:

    #22… good one. (à la carte)

  6. jacbrew says:

    How to Mobile Barbecue Grill (cheap and easy):
    1. Go to Wal-Mart and throw your meat in the cart, followed by bricks and charcoal.
    2. Run off with your cart while your girlfriend distracts the greeter.
    3. Build fire pit behind the Chevron station and get gasoline to start the fire.
    4. Set your cart/mobile barbecue on fire pit and throw lit match into fire pit.
    5. After extinguishing eyebrows and hair, place meat on grill/cart and charred meat.
    6. Ask if the EMT can help you drop off your lightly charred shopping cart at the Wal-Mart on the way to the hospital. Do it ’cause stealin’ is wrong.

  7. msbpodcast says:

    It’s not vanadium, but you’re thinking of Hexavalent chromium, which IS toxic.

    You could definitely fry up road kill in an old chrome hubcap, or grill it up on a grating made up of a shopping cart. (Check out what inside your own ovens guys. :-)

    ‘Sides, even if it was toxic, they’re eating grilled road kill off of a shopping cart.

    How upset do you think the “powers the be” are likely to become when they knock off a few years early?

  8. ashbusr says:

    Not all carts are from Wal-Mart. I would lay pounds to pence that this is an English trolley. Having lived there the short chain on the handle caught my eye. These chains are used to link the trollies together. When you want one you put a pound coin in the black box on the handle, it releases the trolley from the others. When you return the trolley you get your pound back when you connect the chain. The second give a way are the wheels notice all FOUR pivot. A standard for England. Now it could be an ASDA cart with IS Wal-Mart in the UK. Now for the caption. ‘Necessity is the mother of invention!’

  9. Kimberly Dresch says:

    Genius; buy, bring it home in the cart, cook it in the cart!! I’ll take mine Cart Blackened please?

  10. admash says:

    #7 or #22, I can’t decide. Wish I’d-a thought of either of them!

  11. David Sheeks says:

    Bag lady’s remains found in store owner’s back yard

  12. Animby says:

    ASDA, Your “full service” grocery store!

    # 13 Axure said,”possible only in the U.S.A.”

    Look closely, chief. That’s a British cart! Probably ASDA (a large chain owned by US’ WalMart).

  13. General Motors says:

    Hey you, with the camera! Get outta my back yard!

  14. Hugh Ripper says:

    “Pawh, tha possum steaks are nherleh dun”

  15. Lou Minatti says:

    “Uncle Dave cooks dinner after two years of Obamanomics.”

  16. OvenMaster says:

    #28: Grocery carts were like that in Canuckistan back in the 80′s, too, with the coin deposit and four swiveling wheels…

  17. PcMaster says:

    I wondered why shopping carts always pull to one direction or the other.
    They need to get equal charring time on both sides.
    Would that be considered a red-neck alignment?

  18. Fuck College lets get drunk and grill some meat.

  19. Beltane says:

    Everyone knows homeless people taste better grilled on there own cart.



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