Why are Conservative Protesters Such Bad Spellers and Grammarians?
By Uncle Dave Wednesday September 23, 2009
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Why? Because they’re not liberal like you Uncle Dave. Obviously liberals have superior intelligence, are more attractive and smell better, lead happier lives and ultimately are responsible for the advancement all human existance.
#60-qb-That explains why your head get flushed in the toilets and you can’t get a date for the dance.
Spoken by the guy with the Ford Pinto, gay lover and no clue.
#60, qb,
It also explains the high cost of acne treatments and why generic hemorrhoid ointments sold themselves.
#61 sh
Liberals also get lucky more often. And puppy dogs like them. And never have hangovers. And have straight white teeth.
#62 Dr Dodd
LOL OK, that was that was slightly better than …and your Mom!
#65-qb
I saw no reason to bring your mom into this especially since she is the one nursing all those runaway zits you are sporting.
What the right wingers don’t understand is the image they want to present and the image they do present.
They want us to see them as ordinary Americans just trying to stay afloat and maybe a little ahead of the game. Instead they are being overwhelmed by taxes, big government, and excessive regulations. They are mad, mad as hell, and they’re not going to take it any more!
Actually they come across as bigots, ignorant of the Constitution, selfish, hypocrites, morans, and generally uninformed. They like to parrot the uninformed babblings of their leaders, LaRouche, Limbaugh, Beck, and others that earn a living off of these sheep.
Really, how many people are falling for the bullshit that “fascism” is really a Democrat or socialist bent. How many people believe Obama with a Hitlerist mustache painted on is going to win over people. Do these wing nuts really believe the Government should leave Medicare alone? Do they even know how much they (don’t) pay in taxes?
Old saying, “You reap what you sow.”
#66, Dr. Dudd,
This is a prime example of right wing humor.
QB made a satirical comment about right wingers in #60. He repeated the effort for you in #65. Instead of a good comeback, what we get from you is something Alphie does too often, a childish retort.
And you wonder why you look silly?
#68-Ralph the neurotic bus driver
qb said the right wing really has no sense of humor. After your comment I can see he really meant the left.
Thanks for clearing that up.
#67 How’s that song kids were taught to sing to praise Obama help make your point?
It doesn’t make you look stoopid. Not one bit.
#70-pedro
So that’s what’s happening in the government school system these days. Guess the next step is to get the kiddies to kneel and put their butts in the air like they do for Islam.
Wonder how many can’t spell and have a tendency toward bad grammar?
Ralph, fundamentalists (left or right, religious or atheist) are predictable and boring. In a nutshell, they are not funny.
Try a little experiment. Make a satirical, but not personal, joke about a fundamentalist group. The thinking will go like this:
He’s attacking my religion.
Which means, he’s attacking my faith.
Therefore, he’s attacking me.
It’s always predictable what happens next. Religion doesn’t always imply a church – PETA is a religion just like any other.
P.S. BTW Ralph, you sound like a nice guy. That’s a good place to be.
Maybe because their protest signs aren’t professionally printed like at the staged Lefty rent-a-protest?
#74 BTW, how you think things at the latest Left Wacko Fest (A.K.A. antiglobalization protests) in Pittsburgh will go?
Because they just aren’t that bright.
This are clearly not the brightest people. They’re a bunch of illiterate illogical buffoons. Spend five minutes talking to any of them and you’ll quickly realize the depth (or lack thereof) of their intelligence. Many still believe Obama is a Muslim, many still believe in Creationism and that the world is only 6,000 years old, many don’t know the faintest thing about science, etc. And the funny thing is that if you asked them to define what socialism or communism or tyranny is, they couldn’t give you a correct answer!
#77 Are you referring to the anti globalization hooligans? I agree with you.
Geez, even anarchist learns how to spell Anarchy.
Rightwingers tend to not be the sharpest knives in the knife block to be sure of.
Most of the time they don’t even understand what they are protesting, they just think glenn beck is such a nice man he seems to make sense and they should do what he says.
Yea, I am still trying to understand if being a “Conservative Protesters” is a genetic disorder or just a series of brain farts.
Can an MRI tell if they really do have shit for brains?