Key term to listen for: “Nitwits on Sand Hill Road”




  1. Joe Dirt says:

    Larry hates everything though…except himself.

    However, he does raise good points.

  2. Jägermeister says:

    Larry Ellison sound just as arrogant as Steve Ballmer. Ridiculing the competition, because he knows that if this takes off, his little Oracle empire is going to crumble. Here’s a dry but informative presentation about cloud computing.

  3. ECA says:

    WHO remembers NOT long ago, the IDEA/thought..
    That you dont OWN a computer, you RENT it??
    Take a net book, and THINK.. Every thing you do is ON THE INTERNET.
    YOU PAY A FEE for it.
    YOU ARE RENTING..

    1. DATA on the net is like ASKING someone to look at it.
    2. do you want to DEPEND on some OTHER GROUP to control and be RESPONSIBLE(LOL) for your data? look up DDOS.
    3. you are asking SOMEONE ELSE, to maintain something. IF its LOST (read the EULA) they are not responsible. IF you LOST it, you LEARN SOMETHING. BACKUP BACKUP BACKUP. The more you pay, the BETTER they MIGHT protect your data..
    4. $20 per month is $240 per year, and a 1 TB HD is <$100… GET 2.

  4. Jägermeister says:

    #3 – ECA

    Well, you can store all your torrent downloads in the cloud and watch/listen to them from wherever you are. ;)

    I fully agree on putting valuable data on-line… it’s a disaster in the making.

  5. Floyd says:

    ECA is exactly RIGHT (had to DO that). Seriously though, if a business has data that is critical to the business, the owner would be out of his/her/their minds to put it in a cloud external to the business’s IT system.

    Now a “cloud” within a company’s firewall might be reasonably secure. but you still need to BACKUP.

  6. Jägermeister says:

    #5 – Floyd – …but you still need to BACKUP.

    Well, duh… 8)

  7. Hugh Ripper says:

    He might be an arrogant twit but he’s absolutely right.

  8. Carcarius says:

    It’s called marketing, Larry. How much is this guy worth? Third richest or some craziness like that, and this is what we hear? What a boring rant. Nothing he said wasn’t already known by anyone in the tech industry. Who’s in the audience, the San Francisco Sacred Home for Seniors?

    What Amazon is doing with EC2 is interesting since we may see a return to thin client computing, which would be a boon for small businesses that can’t afford the IT infrastructure. Since data is gold in this techno-economy, security and availability are going to be monumental concerns for people / businesses who use these services. I think the technology / topology has promise, but the legal and tech issues are going to be serious issues moving forward.

  9. t0llyb0ng says:

    The cloud is just fine until it goes down for an hour & then everybody freaks out. That is because sync doesn’t work. One should be able to keep doing what one was doing for that hour or three that the Web is down, then when it comes back online, hit the netsync button & everything gets updated—”just like it never even happened.”

    There are folks who knew how to make netsync work 10, 12 years ago. The reason YOU don’t know about it is because they’ve been keeping it a “trade secret” & making money off it. They don’t care if you never get it.

  10. Rick Cain says:

    Cloud computing makes data breaches all that much more fun.

  11. jpfitz says:

    The other day after a martini my wife said to me “you are my god”. I replied “why cause I can find answers for you on the internet?” So if the cloud has all the answers, and there is a man in the cloud the internet is god.

  12. tdmoose says:

    The only thing I can’t understand is why people are clapping. Who are these udder lickers that adore this IT dinosaur?

    Can I have that 5:06 of my life back? No, Ellison doesn’t not make any good points, because he doesn’t make ANY points.

    The real nitwit here is Ellison. It’s not the technical innovation that is at issue. It is the ever-increasing availability and affordability of computing resources over the network. That is new. OK, it’s not technological innovation. But, it is a trend that frees me from having to rely on behind-the-times, “we’ll get it done sometime next year” IT nitwits like Ellison and his ilk.

  13. Father says:

    Tdmoose, how much do you pay per month for Internet access?

    Exactly.

  14. Phydeau says:

    CLOUD = Complete Loss Of User Data

  15. Ralph, the Bus Driver says:

    Shortly after I got my first PC in ’93 all I heard was how programs were going to passe. Everything would be done over the internet, and yes that was dial-up. The term was “toasters” for computers with minimal equipment on them.

    It didn’t work then and I see no reason for it to work now.

    QUESTION: Was the audience laughing with him or at him?

  16. Troublemaker says:

    Cloud computing won’t be viable until Internet connections will be 100% reliable… WHICH WILL BE NEVER!

  17. tdmoose says:

    Sorry folks, but I’ve lost more data and suffered more downtime from our internal IT resources than our cloud resources.

    Don’t tell me it won’t ever work, because it does work for me and has for over 8 years.

  18. Gary says:

    I saw Larry Ellison give a presentation when he launched the Oracle browser. Yes, Oracle had a browser.

    Trust nothing he says.

  19. sargasso says:

    Larry, is a truly great American business man, with keen fighting instincts, who prefers being underestimated. Oracle sells the databases, that serve the back-end of the cloud. Which ever side of the debate wins, Oracle makes money out of it. While the debate rages, it removes the focus from the competitors.

  20. Phydeau says:

    Cloud computing works great… until it doesn’t. That’s like saying that driving without a seatbelt works great. Which it does, until you get in an accident. Then you’re f*cked.



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