
“This whole notion of being named Sexiest Woman Alive is going to earn me quite a beating,” she says. “You can’t have that title with four brothers. I’ll get wedgies. Headlocks. Noogies.”Seems fair, I allow. They are your brothers.”If you’re any kind of a human,” she says, “you know the title is utterly ludicrous.” Then she gives an on-the-other-hand nod. “But I like the idea of it, too. I do. I’m feeling that I must earn this. I need to go out and become much better at pole dancing or something.”














