Traffic control in West Texas

By Thursday October 8, 2009

slow-down

Har!

Thanks, David Snyder



32 Comments
  1. Traffic Safety / says:
    10/8/2009 at 1:28 pm

    This is just going to make sons of bitches slow down, and not anyone else. He should have one that includes daughters, ass holes, stupid fucks, and other types.

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  2. The0ne says:
    10/8/2009 at 2:14 pm

    #21
    That’s why I like to use “dumbass” in general. Got it from the show That 70′s Show :) Love the word.

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  3. RTaylor says:
    10/8/2009 at 2:16 pm

    I think you may make a mistake if you find the owner and offer to correct his grammar or politics. Being contrary and quick tempered is considered a virtue in some places. So is having a shotgun and rifle in your truck, along with a larger caliber sidearm.

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  4. Floyd says:
    10/8/2009 at 2:38 pm

    For most of the Southwest, that sign needs to be written in two languages, so everyone can read it and ignore it. Ignore it they will, too. Eideard should be able to confirm this…especially the “ignore” part.

    If you drive the limit in rural New Mexico, you’ll get run over by people exceeding the limit by 20 MPH or more. That seems to apply in west Texas also. An exception in both states is in small towns with bored state patrolmen or sheriff’s deputies.

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  5. deowll says:
    10/8/2009 at 7:35 pm

    The locals get it. The grammar is what they are used to. If a bunch of foreigners don’t that’s their problem.

    Got a little hamlet near where I live called hen-er-vil. Non locals from 20 or thirty miles away call it Henryville. Bunch of foreign trash. ?8^)

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  6. JimD says:
    10/8/2009 at 8:15 pm

    Gee, he left out the “Stoopid” !!!

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  7. Uncle Patso says:
    10/9/2009 at 1:09 am

    West Texas towns are small and F-A-R apart. The population is sparse, so there are fewer cars on the road. So people drive fast!

    (The only time I ever went faster than 120 mph in a car was in Texas.)

    Whoever put that sign up must not be from around there, else they’d know to put warning signs half a mile up and down the road to give people time to slow down…

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  8. Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection says:
    10/9/2009 at 1:15 am

    We have a sign out in the front of the church that merely says, “Slow, the fuck down – GOD DAMN IT!”

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  9. bobbo, international pastry chef and tax expert says:
    10/9/2009 at 6:56 am

    I was driving in the Joshua National Forrest (a desert in So Cal) on the way to Vegas. Had been going at a steady 100 mph for a while when I saw a trooper come up on me from behind pretty fast. SHIT!!!!!

    I let up on the gas but was still going 80 as he passed me and kept going. Only ticket I’ve ever not gotten in my life. Always wondered where he was going and why.

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  10. Toxic Asshead says:
    10/9/2009 at 10:00 am

    #20 – thanks for ruining my mental image. I was thinking more along the line of a Kate Beckinsale type.

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  11. The Monster's Lawyer says:
    10/9/2009 at 12:38 pm

    #29 – His slot was paying off in “Lost Wages”.

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  12. Mr. Fusion says:
    10/9/2009 at 8:35 pm

    #28, Sister

    Painting a picture of a few soldiers with a 50 cal machine gun in front of the sign might help.

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