Finally, a Drug that Addresses the Horror of Inadequate Eyelash Syndrome

By Monday October 12, 2009

Big Pharma… working tirelessly for the benefit of man/womankind… What are these idiots thinking!!!



26 Comments
  1. brm says:
    10/13/2009 at 9:35 am

    #20:

    I prefer a unilash.

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  2. brm says:
    10/13/2009 at 9:37 am

    #17:

    “It seems wrong that this drug is being marketed to people because of a side effect.”

    What if it were an eyelash drug first, and the eye pressure thing was the side-effect?

    You really don’t have a problem with this. You just don’t like that someone would take a pill for their eyelashes.

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  3. RTaylor says:
    10/13/2009 at 10:43 am

    If a pill had a 50% mortality rate, but grew another 4 inches on the penis, they couldn’t keep it in stock. Gals would be slipping it in your food figuring 50/50 odds are great.

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  4. chuck says:
    10/13/2009 at 11:30 am

    #23 – where can I get that pill? Is there a problem if I take two? Where do I send my credit card information?

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  5. The Monster's Lawyer says:
    10/13/2009 at 12:34 pm

    #21 bm – That would imply one eye. Interesting. :-)

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  6. Mr. Fusion says:
    10/14/2009 at 6:11 am

    Why not use the traditional answer, false eyelashes?

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