He’s BACK!

Published on October 13th, 2009

He was gone 3 days. Last evening he showed up and he was hungry. Today we had the big rain storm and he was staying in his new tree most of the day but he heard me talking outside and he came up to me in the rain. I took him and his squirrel hive I made him inside and he has a warm dry place to spend the night.

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# 1 Father said, on October 13th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

Now with rabies!

# 2 Alex said, on October 13th, 2009 at 6:17 pm

And then he ran onto the road and he was hit by a car and some guy stopped and turned him into a hat and his head was warm from then on.

The End.

# 3 Poppa Boner said, on October 13th, 2009 at 6:17 pm

Rarely do you see a baby squirrel, think about it. I was sitting outside one night and watching the critters crawl all over my bird feeders and there were these little, red eye creatures that moved at supersonic speed and could cross great horizontal distances. I went the next day and bought night vision equipment and waited. They were baby squirrels. So cute!

# 4 Alfred's Mom said, on October 13th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

Hopefully he wasn’t covered in duct tape.

# 5 Jägermeister said, on October 13th, 2009 at 6:21 pm

Did you check his breath?

# 6 Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection said, on October 13th, 2009 at 6:22 pm

Jesus Christ! I’m crying now and blowing snot rockets.

# 7 Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection said, on October 13th, 2009 at 6:24 pm

WTF Jäg! What if he has dick on his breath and it ended up being a gay squirrel?

# 8 SparkyOne said, on October 13th, 2009 at 6:42 pm

we have tapes of da squirrel’s “trip”. prepare small, unmarked bills, nothing over 100, totaling twenty large and drop it as instructed in our next correspondence

# 9 Bob said, on October 13th, 2009 at 6:43 pm

Crazy old Marc Perkel and the squirrel that gives him wood. Har!

# 10 Heinrich Moltke said, on October 13th, 2009 at 6:44 pm

Usually when I find a story I want to overlook, I overlook it, and nothing else need be said.

This ongoing story, however, about this stupid squirrel, is so annoying and so moronic that without even reading it or its thirty other stupid posts, I feel I have to comment.

Enough with the (&(^&(*&$#^% squirrel! Are you a man? Or are you some sort of walking vagina? Are you so removed from nature, civilization, and reality that the cutesy, wutesy ‘lil bitty squirrel bullshit is so compelling that you choke on your own cotton candy vomit and post this stuff three times a week? For God’s sake, and all the gods back to the Babylonians, the Sumerians, and every extinct god ever under the sun, enough with the bloody squirrels.

# 11 qb said, on October 13th, 2009 at 6:53 pm

#10 Heinrich Moltke

I am not sure if I caught your drift. Are pro or con on the squirrel stories?

# 12 rcool said, on October 13th, 2009 at 7:03 pm

I like the squirrel stories, but that’s just me.

Too bad you can’t tag him with a GPS and monitor his travels!

# 13 Marc Perkel said, on October 13th, 2009 at 7:12 pm

I wish I could put a little web cam on his head and watch what he sees.

# 14 Alfred1 said, on October 13th, 2009 at 7:35 pm

Caption: “Sometimes you feel like a nut…sometimes you want that blond by the red cool car”

# 15 billabong said, on October 13th, 2009 at 7:48 pm

They are called roof rats where I come from.

# 16 chuck said, on October 13th, 2009 at 9:02 pm

The mighty Ganesha has returned!

# 17 duddits said, on October 13th, 2009 at 9:29 pm

Pet Squirrel? Yes, sounds like it. NO! It may be tame but it is wild. Good entertainment sometimes. Chipmunk vs Squirrel is a hoot until Feral-Cat Referee shows up: BlueJay Bookmaker gets a pile of acorns.

That said:
#2 Lucky me wife didn’t hear that.
#3 Thanks for the tip.
#6 Would offer my hankie but it is in the microwave getting dried.
#10 I have read only two being late for this brunch. I sense you have a middle left felling about the stories.

My rule for fur bearing critters that can’t eat me:
Be kind and helpful if they allow — give thanks to Mother Nature’s self preserved food & clothing store when they are supper main course — Don’t name ‘em that is wife’s job.

Marc Perkel: Nice story I may search for more.

-f

# 18 mr show said, on October 13th, 2009 at 9:31 pm

What a cold-hearted lot we have here, save for a few. Funny that you find compassion so damn irritating. If these stories bug you that much that you have to post a reply…skip it in the first place and spare yourself some grief.

Anyway, keep the “real news” coming Marc…it sure beats the hell out of most of the real news out there.

# 19 Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection said, on October 13th, 2009 at 11:18 pm

I’m overnight-ing some wadless panties for Mr. Moltke.

# 20 kyusoath said, on October 14th, 2009 at 3:21 am

please stop posting this stupid shit about a squirrel . this is not your fucking myspace page.

# 21 Mr Diesel said, on October 14th, 2009 at 3:34 am

To all those who don’t like the squirrel posts, fuck you.

If you don’t like the posts skip them and save the rest of us the grief of listening to your incessant whining about them.

A few years ago I mowed over a nest full of rabbits and didn’t hit a one of them. I left the area alone for weeks until the nest was empty. The next time I mowed I managed to kill every one of them. They had hidden in the tall grass right next to the old nest. Pretty upsetting.

I like reading about Ganesha.

# 22 deadpixel said, on October 14th, 2009 at 4:09 am

the squirrels that come by for snacks where i live are pretty fat now.

they barely fit under the fence anymore :Þ

# 23 Thinker said, on October 14th, 2009 at 4:27 am

Neeeet! Keep posting! Perkel

# 24 LibertyLover said, on October 14th, 2009 at 7:15 am

He must miss his tummy rubs.

Where’s my Genesha Cam!?!?!

# 25 Angel H. Wong said, on October 14th, 2009 at 8:56 am

Maybe Ganesha will move back in and live in the basement while wasting away playing WoW now that the lil’ thing saw what the real world is.

Don’t forget to scold it and ask it when it’s going to finish college.

# 26 chewy said, on October 14th, 2009 at 8:57 am

It’s a rat with a fashionable tail. Keep the updates rollin’.

# 27 Great American said, on October 14th, 2009 at 9:06 am

Here’s Ganesha enjoying some of Angel H. Wang’s nuts:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TdvLI8tooEQ

# 28 sargasso said, on October 14th, 2009 at 11:32 am

You know, with a geotag and a Google Maps API, Ganesha’s web site could attract Adsense sponsorship.

# 29 DJ said, on October 14th, 2009 at 5:51 pm

aaahhhh. Before you know it he’ll have chewed into your attic, gnawed the insulation from your wiring and crapped all over your ceilings (been there)… You are SO lucky (idiot)

# 30 Nevadascott said, on October 15th, 2009 at 7:08 am

Seriously… start your own blog. who gives a crap about this dumb ass squirrel?
I come here for relevant info about the world, not some dumbass crap about a squirrel!

# 31 vw said, on October 16th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

Heh Squirrels and Windows Mobile Bashing

# 32 amanda said, on November 8th, 2009 at 9:04 am

I have a 7 month old squirrl my self im just debating on releasing him to the wild hes really tame

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