First-grader suspended for scouting utensil in school: Zero tolerance or just plain dumb? | NJ.com — This stuff just writes itself. Apparently a parental outcry has made these jerk-offs relent.

It’s a scary world when a six-year-old Cub Scout is sentenced to reform school for bringing a camping utensil to school.

That’s what happened to Zachary Christie, a first-grader in the Christina School District in Newark, Delaware, according to a story in yesterday’s New York Times.

Zachary, who is described by his family and teachers as a serious student who often wore suits to school, was so excited to use his combo fork, spoon & knife scout tool that he brought it to use for lunch. (Might I add that this is a tool very similar to the one Diego includes in his 5 in 1 Camp and Rescue set, which my son has owned since he was three).