sargasso says:

Beagles, that “other” white meat.

bobbo, international dog whisperer says:

Not quite the same thing. Wifey and I found a beagle. Advertised in local shopper. Later saw newspaper reward notice and made the call. Guy came over and it was his dog. I declined the reward but accepted the cost of a visit to the groomer and a shoe the dog ate. Later the guy called all pissed that his dog was pregnant and he wondered if “our” dogs had done that. I said “No, our dogs are neutered and my own dick didn’t fit.”

Lets see. I wonder why that dog ran away in the first place? Just like teenagers?

Trinity2010 says:

All I can say is HI-larious dude!

KMFIX says:

They needed to leave a phone number for the owner to contact for the left overs.