» Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck Dvorak Uncensored: General interest observations and true web-log.

# 1 LibertyLover said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm

Guilherme Cherman, you liberal asshole!

# 2 Guilherme Cherman said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 5:53 pm

#1, I’m actually quite conservative (on fiscal values at least).

# 3 msbpodcast said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 5:55 pm

I take you’re not a fan of the cute, pudgy, little, “short bus riding” degenerate, farm animal molesting troll.

Maybe we could take up a collection to send him to the ISS.

He can buy a space suit when he gets there…

# 4 Friendly_ear4u said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 5:55 pm

This is the last straw. I am deleting Dvorak Uncensored from my bookmarks. This is just totally tasteless crap.

# 5 Beltane said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 5:57 pm

Replace Glenn Beck with Barack Obama and the left would be soooo pissed. It just shows who the intolerant people are.

# 6 Animby said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:04 pm

What Beltane said.

# 7 Troublemaker said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:06 pm

Tasteless but funny…

# 8 Jägermeister said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:07 pm

#4 – Friendly_ear4u

Tschüß! We’ll miss you.

# 9 Rufus said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:12 pm

That bastard Glen Beck is like the Road Runner, constantly missing falling pianos and bear traps.

# 10 LibertyLover said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:13 pm

#2, I know.

I was being facetious.

# 11 Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:15 pm

#4 – GTFO – AMF!

# 12 Friendly_ear4u said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:15 pm

#5 True, but Dvorak is a tech writer – this site has continuously demeaned the right – from left leaning McCain all the way to Ann Coulter. They have made anyone who remotely disagrees with the extreme’s of the current president out to be idiots. Enough already. I don’t need to be insulted and ridiculed just because I want to hear John’s curmudgeonly take on tech. I love Mr Dvorak’s way of seeing things – but this site rarely reflects his views politically anymore – instead it has become the Huffington Post.

Having heard enough of Beck to see through this ridicule, i now have to respond to the idiocy of the wish for his demise:

Dialog and decency have ended – and #1 should not insult everyone in the community of liberals by adding that classification to Guilherme Cherman. Few Liberals would post the crap under “Humor”

Asshole may even be too good a term – as we all have one of those.

# 13 Tom Woolf said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:20 pm

Beltane – you imbecile….

Replace TD (That Douchebag) Beck with President Obama, and EVERYBODY should be up in arms… You don’t joke about the death of a sitting, or even ex-, president.

If you had said “Micheal Moore” instead of our President, you might have had a chance of making some sort of point.

# 14 Jägermeister said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:21 pm

#12 – Friendly_ear4u

Haven’t you left yet? As for Guilherme Cherman… on the political scale, he’s slightly to the right of Adolf Hitler… but then again, that’s probably way too far to the left for you, right?

# 15 Special Ed said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:23 pm

For #4: http://tinyurl.com/ygrdz6n

# 16 Alfred1 said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:28 pm

wow that was bad…not funny at all…

Newsbusted is genuinely funny:

http://newsbusters.org/

# 17 Derek said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:30 pm

This site has gone way downhill. I used to read it almost everyday. Now it is either overboard liberal crap, or something pulled right off of DIGG.com’s homepage. I am done as well.

# 18 Alfred1 said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

Paul Shanklin rocks…

http://paulshanklin.com/

His Barak the Magic Negro parody of LA Times Liberal columnist article of the same title…rules.

# 19 Papa Z said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:58 pm

Dvorak was barely worth reading even when he stuck to tech news. Now it’s just a bunch of liberal crap. Good luck with your pitiful blog John. You have one less reader and counting.

# 20 clem said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 7:04 pm

#13 – It never stopped the left from putting all sorts of hate towards GWB during his term in office and in fact I never thought I would see the day when such hatred was exhibited towards a president. So many boundaries did people cross it’s a disgrace. Wasn’t there several movies (I can think of one at least) that put a scenario about an assassination of GWB? Were you to criticize these people for doing these things you now chastise Beltane for doing??

Btw I agree with you 100%, it should never happen – regardless of what party they are in.

# 21 Dr Dodd said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 7:08 pm

Ahh… the death card. It looks like the damaging information Glenn Beck is reporting about the Obama administration is on target.

Interesting.

# 22 The0ne said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 7:27 pm

Don’t tease me like this >.>! What a cruel joke. Only report when Glenn Beck is actually dead dammit. That’ll even out for today’s cruel cruel joke.

# 23 DanLikesBeer said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 7:32 pm

I have to say, I will continue listening (and producing) No Agenda, but your moderators here are out of control. I’m deleting this feed.

# 24 OvenMaster said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 7:37 pm

“Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck”

Whether you like someone or not, it’s in incredibly bad taste to make jokes about someone’s death or wishing they were dead. There are people in this world I cannot stand, but I do not wish them dead. That’s too much to stomach.

Is there any way we can block posts from certain “contributors” like Cherman?

# 25 Vincent said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 7:46 pm

I hope, pray, and wish Glenn Beck becomes terminally ill.

# 26 Ah_Yea said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 7:48 pm

I am amazed at Glenn Beck.

How many of us even heard of the guy a year or two ago?

And now, death threats!

He has come a long way.

# 27 JustinPA said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 7:49 pm

All these people complaining about the poor taste of the piece best not every watch, listen, or read another Onion piece ever again. This barely touches the surface of how low they will go and I love it.

# 28 Angry Brazilian said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 7:58 pm

What is this unfunny crap. Beck is a blowhard but this is a bit much.

It would be almost as tasteless as joking about Guilherme Cherman’s sordid past in the Favela.

# 29 Angry Brazilian said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 8:00 pm

#25 you first pal!

# 30 Tech_1 said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 9:28 pm

LOL: Beck is nothing but a new world order shill playing both sides of the fence.

2 bad it wasn’t him.. lol.

# 31 Glidedon said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 9:36 pm

-1 more

# 32 David said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 10:01 pm

Actually, I’m a fan of Glenn Beck and I found this to be quite humorous. If I had to guess, I would say your reaction to this is more about your sense of humor than your politics.

# 33 deowll said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 10:09 pm

The great advantage of free speech is it allows people to express their true views. This allows people to more accurately judge the quality of their character.

# 34 Hmeyers said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 10:29 pm

I refer to him as Glen Beck-stickles.

# 35 longtimereader said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 11:06 pm

Yeah, I’m done too….this site was good when JCD was actually posting most of the article himself, but now it’s just Guilherme Cherman’s hatefilled wet dreams over and over.

Buhbye, John.

# 36 The0ne said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 11:16 pm

People are so sensitive to their own irrational reasoning. On on hand you have a moron that calls our president very bad things on cable and they are ok with that. Yet when someone expresses that it’s a shame that he wasn’t the person in the accident they get all worked up and leave ditch Dvorak.

Quite frankly, I find that fcking hilarious and ironic. Praise a guy for calling our leader names and such and bitch when someone said he’s wasn’t part of something…just Wow.

People, get your act together. Either way, we’re rid of those people now…yay.

# 37 bunnyman said, on November 2nd, 2009 at 11:39 pm

Theone, thanks for making that clear.

I disagree with you, so I’m really, really sad you weren’t the guy who died in the car wreck I saw yesterday. I wish you had been lying there choking on your own blood while the paramedics desperatley tried to get a tube down you throat. Hahahahahahaha! Isn’t that hilarious?

Hey, don’t be offended, I only wished you were dead, for crying out loud. It’s not like I did something offensive like call you a socialist or an incompetent.

# 38 Angry said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 1:21 am

#37 Don’t worry, TheNone is used to choking on bodily fluids. Just kidding Theone.

# 39 Alfred1 said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 2:50 am

#25 CJB Proverbs 26:2 Like a fluttering sparrow or a flying swallow, an undeserved curse will come home to roost. (Pro 26:2 CJB)

# 40 Pietro said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 2:57 am

Tax and burn Liberals cannot stand the truth nor those who speak it! Long Live Beck!!!!

# 41 Alfred1 said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 3:06 am

#32 I watched it again, just to be sure…its not funny…at all.

This is parody:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5hw549HZr7c
http://youtube.com/watch?v=H5JFeaJ5A4g&feature=PlayList&p=FBBD341CA0FF5482&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=9

# 42 Jason said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 3:08 am

The Onion is generally quite funny, but just like Digg, Colbert, etc…, it is also showing just how far left it sits politically by doing the piece that it did. Their actions have either already or now guarantee that my patronage is withdrawn permanently.

As for Dvorak, he himself is a “stick in the hornets net” kinda guy and really, I do not mind that cause he usually comes back to explain himself. What is pissing me off here is that Dvorak is, as far as I can tell, a centrist but yet he lets this blog rip to the left/far left an awful lot. Perhaps it is link baiting, perhaps just a bad choice of bloggers.

Either way, it is getting progressively distasteful.

# 43 Alfred1 said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 3:53 am

Wow. Going after Glenn Beck. What iconoclasts! How brave! How ballsy! How against the grain! How counter-culture!

If “The Onion” is so desperate to be liked by the establishment, why not just send certificates for free ice cream, or something?

The irony here is that Glenn Beck is everything the “Onion” thinks they are: funny, cutting edge, unafraid, and in the arena ready to mix it up.

Imagine the horror if someone were to grant the “Onion” a touch of self-awareness and they woke up one morning to the fact that since Obama’s election they’ve devolved into nothing more than just another toadie for The Man.

In other tragic news, Glenn Beck is seen daily by 3 million viewers.

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bighollywood/2009/11/02/the-onion-tragic-news-glenn-beck-not-dead/

# 44 Dallas said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 4:05 am

Glenn Beck is getting creepier all the time. I’m thinking he’s trying too hard to amuse his fans.

He needs to go back to clown school to see how clowns keep the acts interesting.

# 45 JAL said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 4:33 am

#25 et al. We can only hope that Beck is blessed with that which he and his supporters wish for the President. The prospect of that is damning enough. Tough love golden rule.

# 46 Scott Roberts said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 5:01 am

Wishing someone dead because you disagree with them? Yeah, there’s real tolerance there.

Sheesh, what passes for liberal humor nowadays…

# 47 Mr. Fusion said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 6:04 am

#46, Scott Roberts,

Well, at least liberals have a sense of humor. Conservative humor is executing an innocent person in Texas and then saying, “Oh well, he had his appeal so it’s his own fault”.

# 48 Mr. Fusion said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 6:11 am

The quality of this blog has deteriorated over the past little while.

We were asked to pony up some money to help run the place. It appears many people did. In return we get this crap.

While there have been people banned for continuously making inane, long posts completely off subject (generally abusing the blog), we continue to have Alphie post his crap. It is one thing to have someone post some semi literate opinion, it is another to have the deranged crap we get from him.

Do I want to ban Alphie? No, just allow him to return to his editor function and quit trolling for hits.

# 49 Olo Baggins of Bywater said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 6:15 am

I read it elsewhere and see it clearly here…many on the right have no humor-bone. David #32 nailed it.

Beck spouts the most offensive and idiotic crap every day, yet when he’s the target of a similar thing it’s over the top? You morons see the difference, right? One is FOX NEWS–FAIR AND BALANCED and the other is The Onion. Do you see the difference?

Probably not.

I loved the clips of Beck in this piece.

# 50 qb said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 7:03 am

I’ve love the Onion ever since “Holy Sh#& Man Walk on F*@&ing Moon”.

I’m not sure which is funnier, the Onion, or the righteous indignation.

# 51 Phydeau said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 7:12 am

#49 You hit the nail on the head. The wingnuts are bullying crybabies. They dish it out, but they sure can’t take it. They say all kinds of vicious, cruel things, and when they’re called on it, say “ha ha can’t you take a joke?” Remember Rush calling Chelsea Clinton the White House Dog?

But when their poor little feelings get hurt, they cry and whine and pout. Whatta bunch of babies.

# 52 ldenglish said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 7:15 am

I am out of here as well. This blog has become a liberal,atheist biased rag with little news value. Too bad, it started out well before the politicos took over.

# 53 Phydeau said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 7:18 am

Yep, there goes another one.

# 54 Improbus said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 7:30 am

Somehow I don’t think the actual population of posting wingnuts will decrease. Pity. Of course we will always have Alfred1. He is like a bad penny that way.

# 55 Faxon said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 8:15 am

Wow.
The most tasteless thing I have seen this year.
And the liberals who are so full of themselves should take a hard look at their hypocrisy. It’s all about ‘rich diversity’, and ‘tolerance’, isn’t it? As long as you AGREE with them.

# 56 Olo Baggins of Bywater said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 8:17 am

If all the Beck fans leave, the average IQ here increases dramatically.

# 57 DA said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 8:19 am

It’s tragic that the victim in that car accident wasn’t Obama.

# 58 Improbus said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 8:31 am

@Faxon

Pot meet kettle.

# 59 gooddebate said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 9:27 am

Wow, the left doesn’t see what’s coming do they? Either the left will successfully collapse the system or a revival will occur where left and right don’t matter. If there’s a collapse then we’ll all be like the penguins from the movie Madagascar who finally make it to Antarctica. “This Sucks.” (what sense of humor?).

I’ve seen blogs deteriorate like this before and it’s a hard question whether to continue to invest or not. John even predicted that these things would happen, just read his article on the whole idea of online communities and how many of the original online communities collapsed. I think it’s better just to let people expose themselves with their words. Which is probably why no one is arguing with what GB is saying since he keeps just playing it in their own words.

# 60 gooddebate said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 9:38 am

BTW, #51, Sorry but you seem to be repeating myth and that must be challenged. Show me where Rush says that. Here’s a head start, first the myth:

“MORE REALITY: Columnist Molly Ivins reported (Arizona Republic 10/17/93) this incident from Limbaugh’s TV show–”Here is a Limbaugh joke: Everyone knows the Clintons have a cat. Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is a White House dog?” And he puts up a picture of Chelsea Clinton. Chelsea Clinton is 13 years old.”

Then the actual events:

On his TV show in 1992, a few days after the Presidential election, Rush Limbaugh was reviewing In/Out lists (a popular fad at the time):

In today’s New York Daily News right here… it’s the obligatory in-out list. Every time there’s a massive change somewhere, people are in, people are out. I’m now out. It says about me on here, Rush Limbaugh, loud-mouthed conservative and Bush favorite. He’s out.

Rush commented that most of the other things on the days’ list were not funny, but that “one of them in particular” was. Rush quoted from the David Hinckley article

““In: A cute kid in the White House. Out: Cute dog in the White House.”

Could– could we see the cute kid? Let’s take a look at– see who is the cute kid in the White House.

A picture of the “cute dog” (Millie) appeared on the screen instead of the “cute kid” (Chelsea).

Rush immediately said

No, no, no. That’s not the kid.

Then a picture of Chelsea Clinton came on the screen and Rush said

That’s– that’s the kid.

Rush apologized several times and told a story about how he had learned early in his career the importance of not making fun of someone’s appearance. He then apologized again and said

I’m– I hope you will forgive me. I’m fatigued. I’m tired…”"

I could repeat the apologies and blah blah blah, but the bottom line is you’re trying to give the impression that Rush goes around blatantly making distasteful jokes about the helpless and it’s not true. But hey you had to reach back to an incident from over 16 years ago, that’s pretty good.

# 61 qb said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 10:06 am

#60 I truly hope that you have some hobbies. Fly fishing or something.

# 62 gooddebate said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 10:29 am

#61 You’re right, that’s about 7 minutes of my life I won’t get back. What was I thinking. I promise next time to USE GOOGLE MORE EFFICIENTLY! Next time…

# 63 lordfoul said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 10:32 am

Funny funny stuff. I take more offense when I’m fed a line of political ideology couched in a morality play with a squinty pig eyed straight face. ;-}

# 64 The0ne said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 10:44 am

Yea, see you guys got the idea of it now. Your black hating, racist, ahole licking, gay fcking, liberal shtting, isn’t as bad as wishing I was dead. Not one bit.

Be happy, it’s not like you don’t wish you were “ahead” for whatever reason. Trust me, not a single one of you is a saint and will never be. Here’s a few example of ill-wisihing just in case you actually DON’T understand what I’m trying to say here hahhaha

1. Getting ahead…in anything

2. Wishing someone fall behind so you can be ahead. Relates to just about anything your simple brain can come up with.

3. Wish you had more money to buy more stuff not realizing you’re supporting illegal child labor/pay who makes it for you

4. Wishing your love ones (friends, family, others) were dead or gone because you can’t handle them anyone. Fck-up thinking imo but seems to be the “norm” here with most Americans hahahah

5. Yelling at the TV because you hated/dislike something. Yea, this isn’t bad at all. Even with kids watching you act like a douche-bag it’s not Oh, and the little league events, gotta love that too!

6. Passing by a person that needs help (homeless, accident, nursing home, hospital, etc.) because you’re an ass that wouldn’t give a crap about anything or anything you don’t actually care about….and yet defend someone who’s on TV bitching that our president hates American. Yeah, quite nice indeed.

So you see, it’s all good however you want to make yourself “feel” better. One thing before you do leave Dvorak though.

Where ever you go, you’re still going to be the black hating, racist, ahole licking, gay fcking, liberal shtting…douche-bag that you are. Have a great day!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

# 65 Angry said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 11:30 am

#64 Durp durp durp durp WHARRGARBL!

# 66 Improbus said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 11:46 am

@The0ne

Are you stoned? … can I have some?

# 67 The0ne said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 11:53 am

Perfectly sane but having a blast with this thread. Amazing how self-righteous some people are, in their own view. Let me guess, you’re one too right?

Sorry, gotta laugh some more…this is too good to pass up.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH ROFL

# 68 Improbus said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 12:12 pm

Whoa buddy … stoned does not equal insane and for the second time on this thread … pot meet kettle.

# 69 Phydeau said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 1:05 pm

#60 Even if that one wasn’t true (and Rush is good at the “hey I was only joking” kind of thing) the point still stands. I mean, look at Rush — he’s big and brave behind his call screener and his cutoff switch, but every time he’s ventured out to debate anyone reasonably intelligent, he’s had his ass handed to him. That makes him a bully and a coward. And look at how he whined and cried when the people trying to buy the Rams dumped him. Boo hoo hoo, poor little Rush.

# 70 Mr. Fusion said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 1:18 pm

#60, pretendtodebate,

I have read a few versions of that interchange and that is the first time I have ever heard such a stooopid rational.

Here are a few more Limbaugh gems from the ’90s.

# 71 The Monster's Lawyer said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 1:45 pm

The Onion rulz

# 72 Bobo the Pumkinhead said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Too bad it wasn’t Al Gore the ultimate Bore. If the world needs one less hypocrite I nominate that air head. How he got to be arm candy at Kleiner Perkins is beyond me. I take it Perkins needed a date to a Frisco party and Al was up for it.

# 73 Aaron m Lloyd said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 5:33 pm

Surprisingly political from the Onion.
Also kind of douchey of them.

# 74 qb said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 6:00 pm

Theone wins the POD (Post of the Day)

# 75 gal416 said, on November 3rd, 2009 at 7:38 pm

You’re one! No, you”re one! I am not, you’re one! You’re crazy, you’re one! Takes one to know one!