Comments on: Verses from the Koran Miraculously Appear on Muslim Rugrat

By: Duncan Donuts

Duncan Donuts — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 20:50:33 +0000

This imbecile ‘Merkin who burned pages from the Holy Qu’ran at the WTC is such a jerkoff. I hope Muslims know that he does not characterize Americans, but I understand that their sensibilities will be exceedingly hurt by his actions.

By: zorkor

zorkor — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:01:27 +0000

Wow, I always knew Islam is the truth, and here is another proof. Suck that you haters! hehehehe :p

By: verycheeky

verycheeky — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:00:05 +0000

a VERY weak religion.. heck, if you convert to Christianity your family comes to kill you.. all in the name of AI-Ilah the pagan moon god.. you want notes on islam? here is THE BEST – http://ldolphin.org/missler.html

By: skinsin

skinsin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:13:41 +0000

No age minimum in Russia tattoo parlors.

By: Buzz

Buzz — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:24:33 +0000

Tunrettub!

By: Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection

Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:21:35 +0000

#23 – Ralph, I swear I didn’t eat anything that smelled that bad! I think it’s those fucking communion wafers.

By: Ralph, the Bus Driver

Ralph, the Bus Driver — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:25:20 +0000

#17, Sister Mary,

And after I landed I took the plane straight to maintenance to have the ventilation system checked. The mechanics couldn’t believe the corrosion since the last inspection just last week. They were wondering what hazardous materials snuck onto the plane.

Sister, I don’t know if you are proud or humble, but damn woman !!! I don’t get hazard pay for that shit.

By: Dr Dodd

Dr Dodd — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:48:44 +0000

I once had some words magically appear on my arm after leaning on a newspaper…

I knew it was a miracle because no where did the wizardly words blame George Bush.

By: Hooner

Hooner — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:50:59 +0000

Good objective journalism! Neither confirms nor denies this is hoax. What the hell does it take for journalists not to endorse any ridiculous scam as long as it provides them with viewers/readers?

By: Animby

Animby — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:33:39 +0000

pine scented poo?

Bears in the woods, anyone?

Don’t worry, SisMary. I think of it as a gift of stimulant for any poor sot that has to use the seat cushion as a flotation device. And, though of uncertain attribution, I hear it makes for a pretty good shark repellent, too.

By: Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection

Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:42:31 +0000

#18 – On an airplane, I call it – turdbulence.

By: JimR

JimR — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:32:32 +0000

Mmmmm… pine scented poo.

By: Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection

Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:29:02 +0000

Bullshit!

BTW, I’d like to apologize to anyone who was on the Delta flight from Pittsburgh to Atlanta this afternoon. I was sitting in first class with the worst case of the farts. I was furiously fanning under my habit with a pine freshener but it just smelled like someone shit a Christmas tree.

By: Animby

Animby — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:10:54 +0000

Chuck (#13) I don’t think they have to kill the kid until an actual image of Mohammad appears on his thigh. Otherwise, the kid’s thigh is just a bit of regenerating, untanned parchment and the family can write anything they wish on it. Uh, except the truth.

By: Zybch

Zybch — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:39:13 +0000

Give me 2 minutes with a kid and a lit cigarette and I’ll show you some amazing marks as well.