Ford unveils new car for cash-strapped buyers: the 1993 Taurus (ONION)

Published on November 5th, 2009

Posted by Cherman in Video, humor

11 users responded in " Ford unveils new car for cash-strapped buyers: the 1993 Taurus (ONION) "

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# 1 sargasso said, on November 5th, 2009 at 11:55 am

Waiting for the, “Hey, I drive one of those”, posts.

# 2 chuck said, on November 5th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

Hey, I live in a dumpster that has one of those parked next to it.

# 3 George said, on November 5th, 2009 at 12:35 pm

My brother just bought a 1993 Taurus for $200. It has 50K miles on it and except for the A/C not working, it gets him around. When it breaks down, he can just take off the tags and leave it.

# 4 green said, on November 5th, 2009 at 12:50 pm

No SHO, no deal.

# 5 pfkad said, on November 5th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

#4, Green: Yeah, man! Deal breaker!

# 6 joaoPT said, on November 5th, 2009 at 2:42 pm

Impatiently waiting for you guys to move to electric traction…whata gaz guzzlers you have…

# 7 OvenMaster said, on November 5th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

$650? Hell, in my area, those go for at least $1k.

# 8 gal416 said, on November 5th, 2009 at 5:47 pm

I need to trade up from my Yugo.

# 9 B.Dog said, on November 5th, 2009 at 6:48 pm

I liked the Super Bowl ad for that car.

# 10 conrack said, on November 5th, 2009 at 10:58 pm

Hell, those guys are pikers. I drive a ‘91 T-Bird with the 5.0 H.O. engine that I bought in ‘98 that still gets 30 mpg when I drive it to Denver and back and it’s still going strong, it’s the absoloute best damn car I’ve ever owned. I’m gonna drive it till the motor grenades then buy another one, if I can find one…

# 11 Donal said, on November 6th, 2009 at 2:51 am

Should’ve been a 93 Escort hatchback. At least you could fold the seats down in the back and have enough room to sleep. Makes for a decent 4 cyl pickup as well. (disclaimer: yes, I drove/slept in one, moved with one.)

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