Comments on: Baguette breaks Large Hadron Collider

By: Jane

Jane — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:33:45 +0000

This is the machine which will invent time travel…..(and this is what they are trying to do, but won’t tell you)…….Time travellers exist today (UFO’s) and are causing the world to become what it is…BAD! And, your tax dollars are paying for it.

By: soundwash

soundwash — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:31:54 +0000

Complete waste of money.

They keep fubaring the LHC because they know recent new data requires “Modern science” to completely rewrite the “standard model”, the laws of physics and the laws of conservation.

Einstein is the indirect cause of humanity not progressing in the sciences for the past 80+ years

The Mirror Image Rule applies.

wake up. -and turn off your TV

-s

By: WmDE

WmDE — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:15:54 +0000

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
Do not accelerate marmalade!

The sugar content of marmalade is capable of storing lethal amounts of energy. Even the comparably gentle heating caused by a microwave oven has caused thousands of people to appear at emergency rooms saying “Mamawade burnt the woof of my mouf!”

8oz. of marmalade accelerated to 10% of the speed of light would contain enough energy to power Enid, Oklahoma for 7.3 years.

If you must accelerate marmalade,tie a string to the container, go outside and swing it around your head for no more than 24 minutes.

By: joaoPT

joaoPT — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:57:28 +0000

They HAVE to rename the “Butterfly Effect” now…

By: GetSmart

GetSmart — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:41:26 +0000

Good thing it wasn’t a squirrel, that would have blacked out the entire city.

By: WmDE

WmDE — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:16:32 +0000

The bread crumb attained a speed equivalent to 37.8% of the speed of light. When found it was observed to be perfectly toasted. Plans are under way to attempt the acceleration of an entire slice of bread with butter.

Even if the slice experiment fails, the record for the highest velocity achieved by baked goods has been broken.

[lol. When will they be ready for marmalade? - Ed.]

By: deowll

deowll — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:45:31 +0000

I wonder when the people providing the cash to build and run this thing will start firing people and black balling them?

By: better dead then

better dead then — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:00:32 +0000

FOOLS! It was the holy spirit in the form
of a dove! That Annihilatrix is an abomination to God.

By: The Haunted Sheep

The Haunted Sheep — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:55:48 +0000

Cripes! Just give it up. It should be pretty clear that at this point it is just too damn complicated to even work. It’s just a big waste of money.

By: GetSmart

GetSmart — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:44:06 +0000

It’s the French I’m telling you, they’ve discovered a parallel dimension where France conquered the whole damn planet, and they want to keep the rest of us the fuck out, until the parallel French have finished preparations for the takeover here. Listen, you fools, before it’s too late.

By: AdmFubar

AdmFubar — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:38:03 +0000

a couple of guys from some head shop in parma musta built this thing..

$6.5 billion and some water, yeast flour and salt killed it..

By: MikeN

MikeN — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:39:57 +0000

From Different Strokes:

You know that auditorium I’m building for you?

Do you want it to have a roof?

By: sargasso

sargasso — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:57:34 +0000

I recollect a seagull recently shat on the nose of the shuttle and almost aborted a lift off.

By: Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection

Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:49:24 +0000

Pretty soon they will run out of excuses for spending all that money and not making this POS run.

By: Dallas

Dallas — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:25:31 +0000

The end is near if a piece of bread jacked up the system.