On Wednesday, a man drove a Bugatti Veyron into a lagoon in Texas after avoiding a low-flying pelican.
According to The Galveston County Daily News, the driver was checking out real estate in La Marque, Tex., when the pelican swooped into view:
The man jerked the wheel, dropped his cellphone and the car’s front tire left the frontage road and entered a muddy patch, which foiled his attempt to maneuver away from the lagoon…
The man was uninjured, physically, though after drowning the Veyron, which is priced at around $2 million, his ego might be a little damaged.
I’d be hard-pressed to feel sorry for someone dunking his $2million car in a salt-water lagoon. Distracted by a fracking pelican. And trying to pick up his cell phone.
Serves the stupid moron right for using his phone while driving. Imagine knowing that fools like this are quite common among incoming traffic.
Anyone who can afford a Veyron in the first place can afford to have it fixed, especially when I’m sure it’s heavily insured. If there’s any justice in the world though, his insurance will deny the claim because he was being a complete moron at the time of the accident.
He deserved it.
That wing on the back raises at 70 MPH, he obviously didn’t slow down before he hit the water and killed the engine or that wing would of had time to lower, also the wing doubles as an air brake. Blame it on a fracking bird.
The old, Pelican excuse. Let’s keep both hands on the wheel, shall we.
I’d have hit the damn pelican.
Well, that is one way to spend your kids’ inheritance.
I would have loved to see video of it going in. Sad. I wonder how fast he was going (awfully damn fast based on the win position.
I like the way the wrecker operator washed his hands in a muddy puddle before reaching in to turn the steering wheel. I bet the steering wheel cost more than the wrecker.
oops, wing, not win
I’d have hit the pelican and said the damn pelican was distracted on its own cell phone.
“dropped his cellphone” – that’s the critical error. You can drive a car. Or you can talk on a phone. You can’t do both.
One more bit of advice: try to keep it under 70 when you driving near a marsh.
That moron should not own a car like that.
Can’t this dork afford a Bluetooth headset?
The richer you are, the dumber you’re allowed to be. It’s the eleventh commandment.
# 11 WhataPutz said, “Can’t this dork afford a Bluetooth headset?”
Doesn’t the Bugati come with built-in Bluetooth? Must have been texting. Pelican, my ass.
Two things:
1. I don’t see where the article states he tried to pick up his cellphone. Just that he dropped it. I don’t see where the article states that he was TALKING on his phone at the time, either.
2. Why did he admit any of this? Just say “Yep – I crashed my cool car in to the water.”
Finders keepers?
Im looking hard at this..
100′ of MUD…DEEP WET MUD..the front tires are hardly spinning MUD..
20′ OUT into the lagoon…
Umm, HOW FAST WAS HE GOING??
don’t car about the owner, it’s a shame what happened to that pretty car though…
ECA, don’t forget that the Veyron is four wheel drive. He must have had mud tires.
Rear tires arent spinning..Looks like they are PULLING FROM THEM NO frame…independent suspension??? that is going to RUIN the whole rear end.
Animals in the road are god’s way of saying “You’re too stupid to own this/live.
Always cracked me up how people in western states swerve to miss the chipmunk/rabbit/deer and roll the car and kill the whole damn family. happens all the time. SURVIVAL TIP: RUN BAMBI’S ASS OVER !!!!