World’s Biggest Alarm Clock

By Thursday November 12, 2009





20 Comments
  1. Zybch says:
    11/12/2009 at 3:24 pm

    Thats, well, kind of the most pathetic thing I’ve seen in ages.

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  2. adammerkley says:
    11/12/2009 at 3:25 pm

    He says that he’s been using the bed as his alarm clock for the past 4 years. In other news, he hasn’t been laid in the same 4 year period…

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  3. tlmck says:
    11/12/2009 at 3:33 pm

    In a related note, sex toy companies are beating a path to his door!

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  4. Mark T. says:
    11/12/2009 at 3:33 pm

    At least we don’t have to worry about this guy reproducing.

    Maybe his alarm clock V2.0 will have jumper cables attached to his scrotum. That should guarantee he won’t reproduce.

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  5. whipjacka says:
    11/12/2009 at 3:47 pm

    cut him some slack, he is a REALLY heavy sleeper.

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  6. Mark T. says:
    11/12/2009 at 3:49 pm

    Maybe he is a heavy sleeper because he has been suffering from a four year head concussion.

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  7. Gore-acle says:
    11/12/2009 at 3:52 pm

    Bill Clinton has asked to borrow the bed.

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  8. rgspro says:
    11/12/2009 at 3:54 pm

    I am glad this guy is not my neighbor! Imagine the noise and pounding that thing makes that his neighbors have to listen to.

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  9. Cranky Canuck says:
    11/12/2009 at 4:20 pm

    That will keep him from ever procreating .. thank god.

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  10. igeek says:
    11/12/2009 at 4:43 pm

    No snooze button?

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  11. Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection says:
    11/12/2009 at 4:52 pm

    Yeah, you know he’s not getting any lipstick on his dipstick.

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  12. Faxon says:
    11/12/2009 at 5:09 pm

    Here is a site for anyone interested in building things:

    http://hereticalbuilders.com/

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  13. mcphersonian says:
    11/12/2009 at 5:24 pm

    I think this guy lives in the apartment above me.

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  14. Animby says:
    11/12/2009 at 5:31 pm

    Yeah, yeah. He may not be getting laid but I suspect the bed has little to do with it.

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  15. jpfitz says:
    11/12/2009 at 6:02 pm

    #6 and #10
    FTW

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  16. AdmFubar says:
    11/12/2009 at 6:10 pm

    wow and alarm clock that gives you whiplash! will that kinda thing be covered in new health care plan???

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  17. Zybch says:
    11/12/2009 at 6:53 pm

    #16 Nah. No insurance company will let you have healthcare insurance as bed-induced-concussion is classified as a ‘preexisting condition’.

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  18. be thinkin says:
    11/13/2009 at 6:04 am

    Mom: “Why did you steal a Magic Fingers from that sleazy hotel.”

    This guy: “It’s not a Magic Fingers…its…uh…my alarm clock.”

    Mom: “Such a nice boy.”

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  19. The Monster's Lawyer says:
    11/13/2009 at 12:25 pm

    mom knocking at door, “Billy! What are you doing in there? What is all that racket? Are you reading your dad’s magazines again? You stop that right this instant!”

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  20. Uncle Patso says:
    11/14/2009 at 11:44 pm

    This guy really REALLY needs to get to bed earlier!

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