relalevity says:

Not to bad. I got all of them but the last one.
Who’s cat was it , so I can look if up?

Bernard_Marx says:

Schrodinder’s cat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat

baster says:

#2 its schrodinger’s cat

Mr. Fusion says:

A good demonstration that the joke is only part of the act. The delivery is as or more important.

Good job.

/T. says:

#7 FTW !!!

soundwash says:

lol…good bit…

although he should have explained that

“Schrödinger’s Cat” and other fantasies is what modern science has degraded to.

Completely fill a chalkboard with math equations, then tell the government this groundbreaking “thought” equation proves the theory of “yada yada yada” [for which only the author and his accomplices understand and can explain] then ask for several billion to “explore” it further..

once the funding is secured, then you tell them, all we have to do now is wait…and see if anything happens anywhere to prove the theory.

“But…wait a minute…”

Then, if any actual “real evidence” arises that completely falsifies said theory, fill another chalkboard with meaningless equations, to “explain away” the nefarious evidence while at the same time claiming the new equation supports the old one.

-of course, you’ll need more funding to research the “anomalous evidence ”

rinse and repeat.

-s

When it comes to Muons and Gluons, I wonder when they finally will find the Scamuon particle that ties them all together..

(see “particle zoo” for more FUNding and confusion)