So, you do know where this is leading, don’t you? Everyone required by international law to wear their Al Gore Signature Fart Collection device. They’ll come in a range of designer colors, of course.

In the future, America will harness cow farts to curb pollution and power the grid. What? It sounds like a joke, but it’s actually a real promise. By 2020, dairy industry emissions will be reduced by 25%, largely by persuading dairy farmers to capture methane gas, U.S. Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack announced at the Copenhagen climate change summit this week. Farmers will be able to buy anaerobic digesters that convert cow, errr, emissions into electricity.

You’ve heard the over-simplified message from vegetable-positive environmental groups: eating animal products is a big cause of global warming. Indeed, 7% of the greenhouse gas emissions produced from U.S. sources are from agriculture. The dairy industry is ripe for change, with only 2% of the farmers whose operations are suited for methane capture currently making use of it.

Just how bad a problem are dairy emissions? Well, it’s a greatly increasing problem — up 40% in the past decade. But compared, say, to the driving a car or even a tractor, dairy pollution is pretty insignificant. Of the 6.7% of overall U.S. greenhouse gas emissions in 2007 attributed to agriculture, 10.7% were from the methane of “manure management,” mostly from pork and dairy farms.




  1. SparkyOne says:

    Burn 1 kg of methane and you get 2.75 kg of CO2!

  2. Li says:

    Methane is a more potent greenhouse gas than CO2 though.

  3. pedro says:

    Quick poll.

    I’m about to rename the guy. What name should I use, Al Joke or Al Gory?

    #2 You just saw Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. But those were pigs.

    #5 Ahahaha, how creative… NOT! If you wanna be creative, look at #15 and learn something, sheeple.

    #12 Don’t forget his mouth. Full o’ hot air.

    #22 Then start your cow killing spree.

  4. Paul says:

    Maybe the cows ought to lay off the dairy…. dairy always gives me gas.

  5. dcphill says:

    I remember doing that with a buddy in a closet
    during basic training in 1952. It lit up but burned the hairs in his ass, and the stink was unbareable. Never crossed our minds to harness that energy for the good.

  6. Glenn E. says:

    #5 – The hell with Rush Limbaugh’s ass. Capture the hot air from Congress. That ought to be enough to power the whole eastern seaboard.

    Is this cow fart thing another one of Al Gore’s ideas? After hearing him proclaim that the earth core was a million degrees. I no longer take him seriously about anything. This latest notion isn’t changing my mind.



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