Sitting down for an after lunch snack turned into a brush with all things holy when Lisa Swinton saw the face of Jesus on her banana peel.
“I was like ‘Oh my God! It’s Jesus on a banana! I got it out of the fruit bowl and was about to peel it and eat it when I saw his face,” she told The Daily Telegraph.
The impact of seeing Christ pressed into the banana did not stop the 39-year-old of Haberfield from still eating the fruit and depositing the holy peel.
“I put some photos up on Facebook – one of my friends said it looked like a monkey.”
Hey, body of Christ, right?
Looks like Mohammed to me. Oh crap.
Oh muh gosh! It’s the second coming of Nixon!
Cheers,
Ed L
Jesus, monkey… Same difference.
Looks like a monkey with hair to me.
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Kieth Richards
Proof, Jesus evolved from a banana.
OMGWTF!!1!11ONEone
its OSAMA
She better put it under a pyramid to keep it from spoiling or the image will magically disappear. :p
Looks more like the “King of Pop” to me.
Charles Manson is a closer match.
“I put some photos up on Facebook – one of my friends said it looked like a monkey.”
I think Jesus is trying to tell us to believe in evolution!
That’s one ripe Jesus banana.
I think it’s the crotchbomber’s underwear.
Dr. Cornelius
Looks like Bigfoot.
I wonder if it has anything to do with this video:
I’ve never considered before how phalic Jesus is, but …
Invest a little scratch…
make a prophet in bananas.