You WISH the human-faced goat looked this cute!
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A sheep in Turkey has reportedly given birth to a lamb with a human-like face.
Vet Erhan Elibol performed a caesarean section to deliver the calf near the city of Izmir and was horrified to find it looked like a human, Russian and Turkish news sites said.
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Photos purportedly of the lamb, which was stillborn, show human-like eyes, nose and mouth.Vets said the calf’s mutation was most likely the result of an excess of vitamin A in the mother’s fodder.
Pravda reported that a goat in Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar human-like calf last September. But villagers killed it, believing it was the result of intercourse between the mother goat and a man.
If you could stomach that, perhaps you are now ready for THIS!!!
Is it just me or does that face look like the dream man thats appearing in everyones dreams?
This reminds me of the genetically engineered animal in Douglas Adams’ “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe”. It was engineered to want to be eaten:
“A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox’s table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips.
‘Good evening’, it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, ‘I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts of my body?’
Ugh.
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This coming from a nation that also reports eggs with the arabic script of Allah on them supposedly fresh from the hen.
Forgo the grain, take a 32oz box of salt on this one.
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