1. steve says:

    Well I’m available-not kidding!

  2. blake says:

    Again the lowest form of life available to to represent. And their dad too.

  3. Killer Duck says:

    I wish I lived in MA so I could have voted for him. Glad to see he is picking up where the Kennedy’s left off.

  4. Pikachu says:

    The tall brunette on his left was definitely hot.

    That fat one… not so much.

  5. LibertyLover says:

    They must still both live at home.

    Time to get them married and get them out!

  6. Heinrich Moltke says:

    This guy’ll do fine.

  7. Skeptic says:

    … “and they’re both virgins… only kidding, only kidding… just this one here is a virgin… only kidding, only kidding… she’s actually pregnant only kidding, only kidding… and I’m the father… only kidding, only kidding… “

  8. Jägermeister says:

    #7 – Skeptic


  9. Dl says:

    blech… I’m underwhelmed already.

  10. JScott says:

    Yea, what else do you expect from a guy who lists having a truck at the top of resumé. Of course Sarah Palin has shown us how appearing folksy can increase your appeal with blue collar voters. Of course we now know that her “Can I call you Joe?” comment during the debates—which people said made her seem more “folksy”—was a planned smokescreen to hide her inability to not call him O’Biden. I imagine MA will tire of Brown’s contrived folksiness too. They may even tire of his truck.

  11. Animby says:

    #10 – Democratic sour grapes.

  12. soundwash says:

    Pinch me…

    Conspiracy 101: um..Mr *Brown*?? wonder what his name was before.. -this guy is a CIA shill. ..this guy is the repubs “new secret weapon”

    The repubs desperately needed someone to compete with the current “Mr. Cool” democrat, -Mr. Obama.

    When was the last time we saw a young good, looking, photogenic “hip” republican with a sense of humour–offering up his daughters, -that also did nude spread in a magazine, *get elected* PERIOD?, -let alone to the republican party.

    If the scamsters play their cards right, they’ll get this guy running against obama in 2012.

    –anyway, call me crazy..but i see this guy being “marketed” as the new “great white hope” of the republican party.. they need to shake their stuffy old fuddy duddy image and this guy was “custom ordered” for the part..

    Caveat Emptor.


  13. Jeb Bartlet says:

    He’s no way the male Palin.

    He posed nude in a magazine. Ever see Palin do that? No way. (If you have, please share the link)

  14. Rick Cain says:

    I am going to love this. Massachussetts voters will lose everything they have gotten under Kennedy.

    Oklahoma had the same thing many years back. They had strong, influential democratic senators and congressmen. Now they have all been replaced by rightwing hacks like James Inhofe, Frank Lucas and other C-street christian cultists, now Oklahoma is #1 in fiscal crisis and its reps are making fools of themselves every day by denying global warming and pushing prayer bills.

    This is gonna be a fun 6 years, a train wreck I can’t stop watching.

  15. sprayrate says:

    What a classy guy! My hero.

  16. bobbo, my heroes have always been --cowboys??-- says:

    #11–Animby==to call that sour grapes implies that you admire Brown.

    Do you admire Brown, so far, on what limited information we have? What information do YOU have.

    The ONLY good thing about Brown I have heard is his willingness to go after the vote. Course, that is also what is admirable about loan sharks going after debtors.

    Surely there should be something more?

  17. MikeN says:

    #4 no Bush jokes here.

  18. Animby says:

    #16 Bobbo : Thanks for the admiration. I was raised on a horse in the southwestern desert.

    I do not admire Brown. I honestly didn’t follow the race that closely because I, like so many others, never thought a Republican would be a viable candidate in Mass. And, I don’t think most of the posters know any more than I do about the man.

    I’m just seeing reflex vitriol spouted without thought. If you’ve read my posts you can tell I am on the liberal side of conservative. Or maybe the conservative side of liberal. I hope this Brown guy can derail the healthcare bill. Not because I don’t want to see universal healthcare but because this is a bad bill.

    I hope Mass has bought itself a terrific senator. I don’t know. You don’t know. But for the people on here to scatter dubious aspersions simply because he’s a conservative, is – as I said – sour grapes.

  19. Nugget Coombs says:

    Both available for what???
    Threesomes maybe!
    Or a ménage à trois perhaps!

  20. Ah_Yea says:

    Rick Cain,

    It might be half as fun as the train wreak I’ve been watching over the last year.

  21. Cursor_ says:

    It starts with the daughters. Then he will want you to have his wife.

    That way he can be free to get some of that hot Monica-Like intern action in DC!


  22. paddler says:

    Mass independent here.

    Didn’t vote for Scott but heard his press conference afterward and was impressed. Of course Mitt Romney looked and sounded smooth too when he became our Governor and we all know what a disappointment he turned out to be.

    Scott can certainly talk the talk… now he needs to prove it. If he turns out to be just another wingnut in DC he won’t be back for a second term in 2012.

  23. Rabble Rouser says:

    Q. What will Brown do for Ma., and the US?

    A. Stain your underwear.

  24. The0ne says:

    You do know Pikachu is a fat-ass too right? He’s so fat and lazy he has to rely on Ash. He rarely walks let alone run and prefers to sit on whatever the hell he coan find on Ash’s body, mainly the shoulders and crotch area.

    And during fights, letting out a few sparks leaves him heaving and panting for breath. What a shtty pokemon. The other trainers are just too dumb to take advantage of this fact, but not me.

    “Squirtle, take the spear and ram it into Pikachu now. Yes, that’s a good boy. Well done, well done Squirtle.”

    And since you’re Ash you apparently won’t be getting either of the girls. You can’t even pick up the signal from Misty and she finally gave up and went back to her crappy gym to satisfy herself.

    Do yourself a big favor and kill yourself now. Better yet, Have Pikachu use a spark leaving him sweating and panting for breath and then shove this here long, golden and sharp spear through the both of you.

  25. Mr. Fusion says:

    #7, Skeptic,

    Very funny. I never realized you had such a sense of humor, otherwise I would have been more amiable to your Global Warming Denial jokes.


  26. Greg Allen says:

    Scott Brown seems to be more proof that the conservatives like their leaders to be white, pretty and air-headed.


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