Osama bin Laden, the al-Qaeda leader, has condemned the US and other industrial economies, holding them responsible for the phenomenon of climate change.

In an audio tape obtained by Al Jazeera, bin Laden criticised George Bush, the former US president, for rejecting the Kyoto pact and condemned global corporations.

“This is a message to the whole world about those responsible for climate change and its repercussions – whether intentionally or unintentionally – and about the action we must take,” bin Laden said.

“Speaking about climate change is not a matter of intellectual luxury – the phenomenon is an actual fact.”
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In the new recording, bin Laden said: “Noam Chomsky [the US academic and political commentator] was correct when he compared the US policies to those of the Mafia. They are the true terrorists and therefore we should refrain from dealing in the US dollar and should try to get rid of this currency as early as possible.

“I am certain that such actions will have grave repercussions and huge impact.”

Isn’t it wonderful when two agents of doom such as Osama and AGW come together like this. It’s fishier than an anchovy milkshake. Love how he quotes Chomsky.




  1. Lyle says:

    Didn’t Osama gather his wealth (and power) from being part of the “lucky sperm club” of Oil Exporting (read “climate changing” and carbon generating) Saudi Arabian Royalty

  2. qb says:

    Like the picture. Not a clue what it has to do with the story. But I like it.

    [Osama's niece, Wafah - h.]

  3. Sigma says:

    #2 me too

    But separately, I’d like to say

    COINCIDENCE?! I THINK NOT!

  4. Carcarius says:

    #2 – qb, my question exactly. Maybe she is there to balance the ugly of bin laden.

  5. Randomized says:

    If we don’t stop climate change, the terrorists win!!!

  6. KMFIX says:

    I believe that picture is of one of his children.

  7. frankiedog says:

    It’s his neice http://bit.ly/b2eu48

  8. Curtis E. Flush says:

    Sounds like The Binster is trying land a job as a cable news pundit.

  9. Rick Cain says:

    Fox News might hire him now.

    People forget that Osama Bin Laden is a social conservative.

  10. chuck says:

    Osama bin Laden=Al Gore?

  11. agp says:

    “Love how he quotes Chomsky”
    -the Chomsky angle definitely is interesting.

    “Like the picture. Not a clue what it has to do with the story.”
    -who cares, keep up the good work.

    “It’s his niece”
    -who cares, keep up the good work.

  12. MikeN says:

    So he’s gone from Michael Moore to Noam Chomsky.

  13. L1A says:

    there is no bin laden, just a u.s puppet

  14. Its amazing how Osama bin Laden is such a wonderful accomplished orator
    I thought he was hiding in a cave for his life

  15. Skeptic says:

    News…
    Scientists broke the law by hiding climate change data: But legal loophole means they won’t be prosecuted.
    Take your pick of sources…
    http://bit.ly/bJWK6W
    http://bit.ly/5ETiOd

  16. RBG says:

    Sheesh, next Bin Laden will be commenting on floridation.

    1. Lyle “Didn’t Osama gather his wealth (and power) from being part of the “lucky sperm club” of Oil Exporting (read “climate changing” and carbon generating) Saudi Arabian Royalty.”

    Not exactly. He & his buds would dearly like to off the Saudi royalty. He made his $ as one of more than four dozen kids (you read correct) of the owner of one of the Middle East’s largest construction companies: Saudi Binladin Group.

    RBG

  17. LOWER CASE SCREEN NAME says:

    I laughed so hard I farted and changed the climate.

  18. qb says:

    “Osama’s niece, Wafah – h.”

    No way. Between that and the embarrassingly bad underwear bomber I’m starting to think these guys aren’t that much of a threat. Seriously, just buy out the Taliban and shut them down.

  19. Luc says:

    That niece is partially to blame for global warming. She’s hot!

    Osama attacking the Big Satan on the global warming angle? He’s getting old, losing stamina.

  20. He'sACriticOfCourse says:

    Just waiting for Osama to weigh in on Lenogate.



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