I wonder if there’s another use for this…

By Sunday January 31, 2010





31 Comments
  1. SURFboard says:
    1/31/2010 at 2:30 pm

    Things that make you go “Hmmmm…”.
    -MC Hammer

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  2. Scubasteve says:
    1/31/2010 at 2:37 pm

    More like Dentagina Company

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  3. ECA says:
    1/31/2010 at 2:42 pm

    NOW thats a BUZZER..
    now lets ring the bell….

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  4. lividd says:
    1/31/2010 at 2:44 pm

    protip: anything that plugs into the wall should be kept out of your mouth

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  5. Marc Perkel says:
    1/31/2010 at 2:52 pm

    Probably could be used to rub smudges off your car.

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  6. Uncle Don says:
    1/31/2010 at 3:00 pm

    Dislodges belly-button lint.

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  7. mayor bloomburger says:
    1/31/2010 at 3:18 pm

    #1 that was C&C Music Factory.

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  8. Jägermeister says:
    1/31/2010 at 3:37 pm

    pedro has three lovers… Miss Right, Miss Left and Vibra-Finger.

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  9. billabong says:
    1/31/2010 at 4:00 pm

    It reminds me of Mother Thumb and her 4 daughters.

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  10. Zybch says:
    1/31/2010 at 4:00 pm

    Doncha ya just love old newspaper adverts.

    http://tinyurl.com/yg426so

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  11. Repetitive Strain Injury says:
    1/31/2010 at 4:17 pm

    This and a pair of x-ray specs. Mmm mmm mmm….

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  12. oral vex says:
    1/31/2010 at 4:42 pm

    30 day money back guarantee? You could be
    putting one in your mouth after it has been
    God knows where!

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  13. RSweeney says:
    1/31/2010 at 4:50 pm

    I believe a later phrase was “for those hard to reach places”.

    Amazingly, doctors actually used early vibrators in the late 1800′s to cure female hysteria.

    Seems that after a few hours of buzzing and a few “paroxysms”, they calmed down.

    Who knew?

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  14. sargasso says:
    1/31/2010 at 5:03 pm

    Still waiting for my Sea Monkeys to arrive.

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  15. RBG says:
    1/31/2010 at 5:20 pm

    Geez, Uncle Dave, you are so unrepentantly sick. Totally gross.

    RBG

    [Thank you! -- UD]

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  16. Lil' Jack Horner says:
    1/31/2010 at 5:43 pm

    Little Jack Horner,
    sat in a corner,
    eating his Christmas pie.

    Put in his thumb,
    pulled out a plumb,
    and said,…

    “Holly crap! My girlfriend doesn’t need me any more! Thanks Dentagene Company.”

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  17. MattB says:
    1/31/2010 at 6:00 pm

    Don’t put that in your mouth. You don’t know where it’s been.

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  18. Joe Dirt says:
    1/31/2010 at 6:23 pm

    Kinda leaves a “tingly” feeling…

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  19. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:
    1/31/2010 at 6:39 pm

    Given completely unfettered freedom of design, does the optimum shape for a gum massager really just happen to coincide with the shape of a finger, even including the fingernail? Call me a skeptic on this.

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  20. Raff says:
    1/31/2010 at 7:16 pm

    I’ve often wondered if there are any of these weird old ads that you can send of to and still get the product.

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