1. Jägermeister says:

    #19 – Gary, the dangerous infidel – Given completely unfettered freedom of design, does the optimum shape for a gum massager really just happen to coincide with the shape of a finger…

    Would you prefer this shape? [NSFW]

  2. PcMonster says:

    Used for something else?
    I don’t get it…
    You mean like picking your nose?

  3. Dallas says:

    Pedro is waiting for the iFinger.
    Comes with an upright docking station and black neoprene case.

  4. qb says:

    Well, duh! Nose picker, right?

  5. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    #21 Jägermeister, that looks like the perfect shape so family members could easily share the same massager without difficult cleaning, by just slipping a fresh condom on it before use.

    Finally, a shape that makes sense ;-)

  6. Animby says:

    # 13 RSweeney said,”Amazingly, doctors actually used early vibrators in the late 1800’s to cure female hysteria.”

    Perhaps more amazingly, many just used their hands and … errr … their … well, you know.

  7. Dale says:

    Nope, nothing else but gum massaging with that..and the $2 x-ray specs advertised next to it in the back of the comic book where you found this ad can only be used to see the bones in your hand..

  8. Buzz says:

    Get two for stereo.

  9. Joe Dirt says:

    #28, you mean get two for a shocker

  10. Winston says:

    Never saw that one as a kid, but for the one I did see, the “facial massager”,” I could never figure out the reason for its weird shape that looked like a mondo version of the nose cone on one of my Estes rockets. And why would one ever need to massage their _face_?

  11. conrack says:

    I can’t believe no one recognized it’s a mouse for your touch screen…



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