Comments on: How To Explain American Football

By: The0ne

The0ne — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:27:09 +0000

So did anyone beat the shit of their kids yet for playing any sports? Seriously, do that. Any sports, especially soccer and baseball…and worst of all cricket would bore the shit out of any geeks like you guys. Oh, and if you’re thinking about the Olympics, might as well shoot yourself too. You’re watching people run, that’s it, people swim, people dance around, people skiing, people diving, people twirling.

What the fuck is wrong with you geeks. Get a life and find something you enjoy besides coming up with retarded posts and comments. In fact, play a sport! And if you claim to love the sport and bashes it, please let me be the first to shoot your sorry ass. Thank you.

Sickens me.

By: Angel H. Wong

Angel H. Wong — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 06:04:33 +0000

Or as Rugby players call it, Rugby for Pussies.

By: yanikinwaoz

yanikinwaoz — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:40:55 +0000

When I lived in Oz the Aussies use to love to make fun of us pussy Yanks playing gridiron with all that padding on. Unlike Aussie Rules Football where there is no padding.

So to demonstrate to the Aussies how American gridiron works, and why the padding was needed, I’d invite them to step into the path of an oncoming train.

None ever took me up on it.

By: AdmFubar

AdmFubar — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:47:36 +0000

what is this football you speak of???

By: xjonx

xjonx — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 23:29:25 +0000

@Little_ol_me said

Huh?

By: Thomas

Thomas — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:13:31 +0000

I’m pretty sure beer is required for proper instruction. Btw, you might have to explain the difference between a yard and a meter if the target student is European.

By: Little_ol_me

Little_ol_me — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:12:11 +0000

/sarcasm/ Come on! Everybody knows their ABC’s. This small girl got what she needed, you know “spare the rod” and all that. They overreacted as if her daddy tortured her or something. /sarcasm/

[I think you posted this to the wrong thread --ed.]