Brothel owners in the [Swiss] Lugano area say electric shock treatment to restart customer’s hearts is needed because so many elderly customers are using their services.
The most recent victim was a pensioner, thought to be having fun with the help of anti-impotence medication.
His death followed a series of other incidents, some fatal, in which heart attacks have claimed brothel customers in the area.
The owner of one sex club said: “Having customers die on us isn’t exactly good publicity”.
One can argue it’s actually good publicity.
If you went right after you came, it wouldn’t be a bad way to go.
Another result of an aging population. It wasn’t too long ago that this was a popular story on sitcoms (I think the first time I heard it was on WKRP in Cincinnati). Rich old geezer hooks up with young hottie. The result is pure comedic gold!
I would think the reality is much less comedic, especially if the customer was on top when he passed on.
#2 I’m with you RTaylor… I wouldn’t mind dying right after sex when I’m 95 or so…
Good publicity. The ride must be awesome… If you’re healthy enough to take it.
anyone want to explain why there’s been all the anime pictures with the blog entries lately? this is getting kinda disturbing.
This happened in Australia too (where brothels are not illegal). A divorced guy picked up his son and stopped at a brothel for a quickie. He made his son wait in the car. Dad had a heart attack inside and died. It took the brothel, medics, and police a while to figure out who the kid in the car in the carpark was.
You have to wonder about the call to that kid’s mom…
um…bad/bootleg viagra type meds..?
if you dig into the mechanics of that stuff..you’ll find it’s (surprise!) not as safe as many think.
separately,
-there is also a possible energy related “issue” in play..
..however, going there requires traveling way outside the tiny box most people’s minds are framed in.
-all in good Time.
-s
I am suggesting this post be voted on to be place in the “humor” section as well
If you gotta go, I can think of worse ways.
#4 Phydeau said, “I wouldn’t mind dying right after sex when I’m 95 or so…”
Maybe with a partner for once???
…sorry.
A good Orgasm can kill !!! Highly elevated heartbeat can cause a stroke !!! So like they say in the Cialis ads, check with your doctor to see if you are healthy enough for sex !!!
Just crank up on each rooms’ TENS unit instead of a defibrillator, and train each hooker in CPR. Either that or die with a smile.
#6: Cheaper Asian cartoonist labor. American cartoonists cost too much, what with unions, health benefits, environmental costs, etc.
As noted many males figure this is a better way to go out than in a nursing home.
#12
Viagra Voiceover:
If your erection lasts more than four hours, please have your callgirl check that rigor mortis has not set in.