It’s been almost a full day since Tiger Woods repented on world wide TV for his horrific (yet every straight male’s fantasy — have you seen his women?) transgressions. You’ve had time to mull over this earth shattering news conference that had networks like CNN and CNBC running countdown clocks before the event since nothing else of importance happened Friday. What do you think of it all?

As an interesting (if you’re bored out of your gourd) comparison, ABC has thoughtfully put together a number of mea culpas from assorted famous people.


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UPDATE: Tiger’s penis issues a rebuttal.




  1. MattG says:

    What man is honestly offended in any way by Tiger’s actions. It is the duty of our sport stars to sleep on our behalf with the women who would not look at us sideways. If his duty to his fans put him in conflict with his promises to his wife then that is his problem to sort out.

    Have you seen Rachel Uchitel? Give her another one for me Tiger, then get back on the course.

    How sad is it when our society is so fixated on where and when blokes get their end away when there is so much else going on. Thank jebus for NA!

  2. Rick Cain says:

    He plays golf. He’s not the moral compass for America’s youth.

    Babe Ruth was a drunkard and a philanderer, but he played excellent baseball.

  3. bill says:

    OK, so everyone who hasn’t cheated or will cheat please stand up…

    Everyone else, let’s go play a round of golf.

    There is point when you decide to be a rat and follow your ‘feelings’…

    It is what keeps or species alive..

    I say let him play!

  4. Freyar says:

    It’s not any of our business, seriously.

  5. SomedudeinPAUSA says:

    why does anyone think any of us should care? Does anyone care?

  6. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    I’d like to see Tiger’s apology scored like an Olympic event, complete with freeze-frames and on-screen markups like the commentators often do with skiers. The use of slow motion replays to review the most critical moments of the apology would also be helpful.

    In the end, I want a numerical score from a panel of professional judges who really know what criteria of an apology are most important. Anyone who disrupts the flow of Olympic of events like Tiger did should expect to be judged by Olympic standards.

  7. BmoreBadBoy says:

    Tiger held that press conference for his endorsers. Most people are mindless. That’s why they buy things just because Tiger is promoting it. Experience tells us if you admit to something you did wrong publicly and then apologize, popular sentiment will turn your way. Then he gets to get back on the good side of his endorsers and make more money. That’s all this was about. To put it simply, most people are sheep.

  8. meetsy says:

    Oh give me a break! None of these women are hot, they’re lukewarm. If that is the BEST that a rich golfer can do, ptooee.
    He needs to get glasses, obviously.
    I’m so sick of this crap. Who cares!! We didn’t care this much when our President was diddling. We didn’t care when our to-be president Clinton had dozens and dozens of sexual harassment allegations in Arkansas, and several rumoured paternity suits. The news ignored it. So, what is being covered up while we’re wasting time with the Tiger crap?
    http://www.alamo-girl.com/0262.htm — a list of the waggings of our former president



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