Via the Atlantic Monthly.




  1. qb says:

    I don’t have a used mat but I do have a used jock strap.

  2. noname says:

    A “wellness center” my Arse. Just a business ploy to sell new yoga mats.

    Give away the old (probably just throws them out in the trash, certainly isn’t going to pay any shipping cost), then sell the dufuss public a new one.

  3. Mikey Twit says:

    Yeah, cause that’s what they need first/right away, yoga mats. Not medical supplies, not clean drinking water, yoga mats!

  4. bobbo, squashed by the dead hand of history says:

    Reminds me of the “Cash for Clunkers” program, and just about as helpful.

  5. Luc says:

    I know some people want to send medical supplies, clean drinking water, yoga mats… Just send your cash.

  6. pedro says:

    Earth calling San Francisco. You’re way off the Earth’s gravity pull. Get back quickly before you’re no longer part of us.

    On second thought, that wouldn’t be half bad

  7. Zybch says:

    Sure, you could donate your smelly old yoga mat, but it’d be better if you ‘just send cash’.

  8. Randomized says:

    What a wonderful way to feel connected to the world while being completely disconnected!

  9. R Hastings says:

    beats sleeping on the hard ground

  10. hfidek says:

    just send the cash to the shisters

  11. sargasso says:

    As if life in Haiti isn’t already hard enough without the western world unloading it’s inorganic refuse disguised as emergency aid.

  12. Jägermeister says:

    #9 – R Hastings – beats sleeping on the hard ground

    How about we donate a couple of tons of used dildos, so that they can get some padding?

  13. manhattan says:

    Just another ploy to capitalize on one’s own misfortunes. Sick!

  14. Special Ed says:

    Jäg said, “How about we donate a couple of tons of used dildos, so that they can get some padding?”

    Wouldn’t the ones that have the big do-dads attached be uncomfortable?

    We could send them some porn too. Just to encourage fapping…

  15. joaoPT says:

    Why don’t you bring “Democracy” to that country that is just next to your doorstep, instead of taking it halfway across the globe?

  16. pedro says:

    #16 Because you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. And that’s ok if the dog behaves.

  17. B.Dog says:

    Hell, why don’t those Haitians meditate? I know they’re busy eating dirt, but sometimes change is good.

  18. meetsy says:

    just as good as the bibles that were sent, en mass, there. Use yoga mats might be more tasty…with just a touch of salt/sweat on them.

  19. pedro says:

    #19 Yeap. Lefties & wingnuts all outta touch with ground control.



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