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Woman crashes car while shaving her crotch — This stuff in Florida just writes itself!
Megan Mariah Barnes, a 37-year-old Florida resident, was so excited to be meeting her boyfriend in Key West that she decided to use the travel time to do a little extra grooming.
But Ms. Barnes, cruising Highway 1 behind the wheel of her Ford Thunderbird, wasn’t applying extra lipstick or tweezing her eyebrows; she was preparing her bikini line by doing a little lady gardening.
According to the Florida Highway Patrol, Barnes’ Thunderbird rammed a pickup truck causing minor injuries to the three passengers inside. Barnes, whose ex-husband was with her in the vehicle, drove about a half-mile past the accident scene, where it is alleged that she pulled over to switch places with her former hubby so that Barnes wouldn’t appear to have been behind the wheel.
Found by Adam Merkley.
Megan Mariah Barnes, a 37-year-old Florida resident, was so excited to be meeting her boyfriend in Key West that she decided to use the travel time to do a little extra grooming.
Barnes, whose ex-husband was with her in the vehicle, drove about a half-mile past the accident scene, where it is alleged that she pulled over to switch places with her former hubby so that Barnes wouldn’t appear to have been behind the wheel.
WTF
I get the ex-husband. As soon the ‘lady’ gets married to another guy he no longer has to pay spousal support. He’d probably do whatever it takes to get rid of that anchor around his neck.
I hope that she did not nick her Beaver. Poor little thing.
Her exhusband is going with her to meet her boy friend and she is driving and trimming the brush when she rear ends another vehicle and her exhusband is willing to take the fall for the wreck?
#13 I clicked your link and all I can say is there is not enough beer on a delivery truck to even want to see what she was grooming.
She was actually on her way to Home Depot to buy a loinmower.
BURMA SHAVE..
On curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit’s foot
Didn’t save
The bunny
Burma-Shave
Bloody hell!
Borat says, “shaved, is nice”.
I love this story, it has made my day!