Grandpa punched kids in head while parents were not looking — Imagine this becoming a trend!

A $150,000 bond has been set for the 68-year old man accused of punching kids in the back of the head at Walmart while their parents weren’t looking.

Ralph would put his keys between his knuckles and whack children while their parents were entranced by Walmarts fabulous bargains. He said he did it for “the thrill” of getting away with it, and that he’d been doing it since January. His lawyer say he has mental health issues.




  1. LDA says:

    Sociopathic asshole.

  2. GF says:

    A fist full of keys, the new Walmart greeting?

  3. Steve says:

    It’s not like he subliminally programmed them to surrender their lives to obeying corporate directives or anything.

  4. jescott418 says:

    Hey its the kids or the parents. Maybe he should punch em both!!

  5. Dallas says:

    I was wondering what Alfred1 was up to.

  6. chuck says:

    When shopping, I find the aisles frequently blocked by slack-jawed yokels gazing in wonder at a giant tub of mayonnaise.

    But, if I hit them in the back of the head with my keys, knock them down, and stomp on their neck, somehow I’m the bad guy!?

  7. sargasso says:

    Malignant narcissistic passive-aggressive pediophobia.

  8. Father says:

    The seperation of those below 40 and above has never been clearer on DU.

    I hope bobbo lives in a community crowded, crowded I say, with children when he is 50.

  9. Buckeye says:

    Walmart on Bethel Rd. in Columbus, OH. The Walmart I go to. Wasn’t me.

  10. Cursor_ says:

    I often wonder if people that resort to violence as a first option were either bullies or victims of repeated bully abuse.

    Not that it excuses people from their crime, but it would be interesting to see a study of how many violent people were either “pushing around some dork” or a “dork that got pushed to often”.

    Cursor_

  11. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    Dad?

  12. Winston says:

    “Hey, you kids, get off my Walmart!”

    Idiot.

  13. jpd says:

    Ya know……that guy in the picture looks kinda like Dick DeBartolo.Hmmmm.

  14. hhmmmm says:

    Uncle Ralph?

  15. Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection says:

    At least he wasn’t fucking them like a Catholic priest.



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