Who DOESN’T Want a Steve Jobs Head Made of Cheese?
By Uncle Dave Thursday March 18, 2010
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No, but would love to see a Dick Cheney head of cheese.
Now thats Head Cheese.
Thanks, my body wanted to puke this morning but nothing could force it out…except for this.
And yes, I would like a Dick Cheney please
That thing is just creepy.
I only want it so I can stab it repeatedly with a knife.
Watch out! Apple might sue you. They have the copyright to his likeness.
#5
That’s why some of us want Dick!
I want a Dvorak head made of Gorgonzola.
This thing is creepy and I can’t wait til I can visit all my regular blogs without having to look at it. Ugh.
Steve Jobs head on a platter.
Bill Gates dream come true!
Let’s see how much you Mac fanboys know Apple history.
Did you know that Steve Jobs is directly responsible for Microsoft Windows?
Back in the early 80′s, Bill Gates went to Steve Jobs and proposed Steve sell his OS separate from the hardware the way Microsoft sold MS-DOS separate from the hardware. And also make his OS run on the IBM PC.
All Gates wanted was to sell bunches of MS OFFICE, not MS DOS, and he believed (rightly so) that Steve had a better OS and if this OS could be installed on the existing base of PC’s then everyone would then have to upgrade their MS OFFICE, with Microsoft making a killing along the way.
Not to mention this combination of Apple OS and Office would open new markets to those less computer literate.
Steve said NO, NO WAY, NEVER.
And therefore, Microsoft developed Windows so Microsoft could sell Office to a wider user base.
That would go great with the Canned Ham Karl Rove.
Take the ham out of the can and place a pair of glasses on it, instant Karl Rove likeness.
#11 Ah_Yea
That would have gone as well as the Microsoft-IBM collaboration on OS/2.
Fanboy role fetishists are now Googling cream cracker costumes.
i’m with #4 and # 9
#8, but what would you baste is with????
Eat this, and you will be as constipated and as full of shit as the real Steve Jobs.
I would love one, but only if it were made of human breast milk cheese. Yum!!
#15. Baste it with cranked geek.