So there I was, bow hunting fish, when one got pissed and broke my jaw…
By Uncle Dave Monday March 22, 2010
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Nice to see that beautiful woman kill all the stupid fish!
It would have been nice to see the front of the blond.
#19….you stated the good reason a few words earlier…”the harm these invaders can do
These carp will destroy the entire ecosystem of the Great Lakes. That means something like a third (??) of the world’s freshwater lakes go dead but for these useless damned fish.
You might think about reconsidering your position on these damned carp.
So do you clear dandelions from your yard? Dandelions are an invasive species too. What about other weeds? Weeds choke out the good plants so we pull them.
The same with carp. Carp are the weeds of fish. They choke out the small herbivores in the water and grow to such size that the fish you like to fish for (bass, crappies, and trout) can’t eat them. They starve the fish we want to catch and soon there will be only carp.
#18 “Ok I get it, because the animal doesn’t belong there, kill it, ok. Sure it’s sanctioned by fish and game, that still doesn’t make it a good idea. The USA has been under the invasion of the asiatic carp for hundreds of years and they’re not going away.”
Been there, didn’t get my jaw though………
Olo – I thought the zebra muscles were going to destroy the entire ecosystem of the Great Lakes.
As for killing carp? I have two words: gefilte fish.
(Funny, the blonde doesn’t look Jewish. On the other hand, she did get a cut rate nose job.)
#18–Benji==fair question. In context, I was thinking about a fish breaking my jaw and therefore not being able to drink beer. A bad day of fishing for sure.
But “in general” I find a nice day in a boat on a lake is perfect for drinking beer and contemplating the pleasures of life. The distraction of fishing interferes with drinking beer and said contemplation, and a joke or two with my other buds. I guess I’m just a perfectionist.
#27 Aww, bobbo. I see the difference. Unlike me, you own a boat. If you fish from a boat you have a better chance of actually catching something. Actually catching something might make me spill my beer. Glad you cleared that up.
“But “in general” I find a nice day in a boat on a lake is perfect for drinking beer and contemplating the pleasures of life. The distraction of fishing interferes with drinking beer and said contemplation, and a joke or two with my other buds. I guess I’m just a perfectionist.”
#23 OLO
There’s got to be a better way, this is gonna have zero impact, apart from the local dump smelling of dead fish. It’s been my observation that these fish are not without natural predators and other natural negative influences over their reproduction. In Pennsylvania where I grew up they seemed to avoid those waters infested with snapper turtles. A good panfish population would empty their nests fast too. They’re no more a problem than the other bottom feeders (suckers and catfish) there. A lot of what’s happening to game fish in the US has to do with other environmental factors, those same factors favor the carp. The first big fish I ever caught was a carp in the ironstone creek. It took forever to fight it to shore with my little Zebco. It was about 20 inches long, when I bent down to grab it, it shot off taking my fishing rod with it. Never saw that rod again.
Shooting fish with arrows is cool. A hot chick doing it, is really cool.
I had no desire to see anyone injured, so I didn’t read the article but I see no difference between this and regular fishing (which I’m OK with) — except that this is much cooler!
#28–Benji==no boat. Just a screen saver I watch in my underwear.
#29–amodeoma==and you’ve been carping ever since.
OK, humor = off. I wonder if carp are different somehow? They do seem ultra hardy even compared to catfish. Do they really taste “bad” or just too many bones?
#31 Yeah, but they always go back. I haven’t had carp, but I ate sucker once camping in the wild and only because the stream was far from everything. What meat these fish have tastes like mud, I fried it with butter and some fresh garlic I found nearby. It was edible but I was after brook trout. So it tasted like sh_t to me.
A “bottom feeder” tastes like mud?
Seems totally biased to me.
Catfish and sturgeon are bottom feeders, so are shrimp and lobsters. All taste good to me.
Taste is funny. We pretty much will taste what we expect. Thats not to say maybe carp doesn’t taste good for whatever reason. I just don’t buy “mud.”
#4 actually they have used shotguns, makes for a fun day “fishing” if a bit noisy. Asian carp are an “introduced” or accidental species so most states do not apply the same regulations as “game fish”. As a rule I am not a big fan of carp, tend to be to bony unless its scored prior to cooking. I prefer catfish, bass, or pan fish. Most states that are having this problem Missouri included prefer the fish not be thrown back due to the issue of reproduction. They do tend to put a nice fight as they can be rather aggressive. It is rather interesting when night fishing to see them fly through the night, provided you can avoid being smacked up side the head by one.
She could have sharp knees.
Duh, the carp wasn’t going for her jaw…
Didn’t anyone notice her ample lures?
# 36 Skeptic of the AOBCCS said, “Didn’t anyone notice her ample lures?”
Thought those were bobbers.
No! I did not say “Bobbo’s.”
amodedoma…you’re probably right, but Lake Michigan is as big as half of PA at ~20,000 square miles, and snappers tend to shallow waters. I’m sitting 300 yards from the shore, and it’s 70 miles to the other side. Keep in mind the scale of these lakes.
Zebra mussels have impacted the lakes dramatically, some good ways but mostly bad.
These damned carp breed like rabbits, and unchecked in a lake the size of Michigan, nobody knows for sure what happens. There are no equivalent lakes for comparison. Whatever happens, it won’t be good.
what a great rack on that whore.